"You gonna be a dad..." [WARNING: APPLE NERD RAGE THREAD.]

amdhunter

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May 19, 2003
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Seriously. Apple makes me sick. I saw this commercial on TV and it made me nerd rage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CRfHl1Glwk

Here is the summary: Stupid whore tells some jackass that he is going to be a dad using her iPhone with FaceTime.

"You know that thing we been working on?"

Seriously, go to hell you stupid whore.

This commercial makes me hate Apple fanboys/fangirls and think they are nothing but stupid retarded idiots.

I can just see all these idiots smiling at the TV going OMG I WISH THAT WERE ME TELLING MY BF THAT I WUZ PREGNANTS.

GOD DAMMIT APPLE. STFU.
 

rcpratt

Lifer
Jul 2, 2009
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Wow, that one was even worse than the grandpa and the baby or whatever.
 

Fingolfin269

Lifer
Feb 28, 2003
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I'm typing this on an Apple MBP... and I know exactly what you're saying OP. That commercial blows. I hate it.
 

mizzou

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Jan 2, 2008
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this commercial took my hatred of apple to a new level


I wish it would have been sad news like, You know that thing we've been working on? Well..... We had a miscarriage"

that would be much more realistic
 

amdhunter

Lifer
May 19, 2003
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Hah, I am soooo happy I am not alone with this one. I love you guys more than ever. <3
 

theflyingpig

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Mar 9, 2008
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More successful advertising by Apple. Do you see other phone makers get this much attention? No, because they are all inferior. Apple understands the public. Apple understands people. Apple understands you. That is why you will continue to purchase their products. Everyone knows this.
 

mizzou

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More successful advertising by Apple. Do you see other phone makers get this much attention? No, because they are all inferior. Apple understands the public. Apple understands people. Apple understands you. That is why you will continue to purchase their products. Everyone knows this.

resistance is futile?
 

amdhunter

Lifer
May 19, 2003
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More successful advertising by Apple. Do you see other phone makers get this much attention? No, because they are all inferior. Apple understands the public. Apple understands people. Apple understands you. That is why you will continue to purchase their products. Everyone knows this.

I purchase them and then give them away. :awe:
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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yeah i that one piss's me off. that and the girl with the haircut
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Ehh they're all dumb, especially the one with the girl who looks like a guy cus of her hair.
 

mizzou

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Jan 2, 2008
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I think we just found something more polarizing then the two-party political system
 

Raduque

Lifer
Aug 22, 2004
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video calling is bullshit.

Apple's video calling commercials are a double helping of goddamned bullshit.
 

gigahertz20

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I saw the commercial and thought the same thing, first thing I thought was what a dumb bitch telling her man over the phone that she is pregnant. Who does that? Unless you are separated by long distance and don't plan to see each other for a long time, do it in person.
 

dwell

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Android users could probably do the same thing, but they'd never get laid in the first place :D
 

dfuze

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Feb 15, 2006
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I have to agree with the OP on this one. Unless the guy was overseas serving, wait until he gets home.
 

TridenT

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this commercial took my hatred of apple to a new level


I wish it would have been sad news like, You know that thing we've been working on? Well..... We had a miscarriage"

that would be much more realistic

That made me blow snot out my nose. XD

Btw, the video quality on the video they take is fucking outstanding.. I thought it was supposed to be really shitty when you did facetime. (I suppose they could just superimpose the video and/or make it playback video with some final cut magic. >_>)

Anywaaay... a lot of these Apple commercials for facetime are pissing me off. They're really bad. Really... bad.
 

Raduque

Lifer
Aug 22, 2004
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Android users could probably do the same thing, but they'd never get laid in the first place :D

Weren't you just calling somebody a wise and beautiful woman over in GG&P for making a subtly snide remark about iPhone users?

Yet here you are outright bashing Android users?

Hypocrit much?
 

zerocool84

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Nov 11, 2004
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That made me blow snot out my nose. XD

Btw, the video quality on the video they take is fucking outstanding.. I thought it was supposed to be really shitty when you did facetime. (I suppose they could just superimpose the video and/or make it playback video with some final cut magic. >_>)

Anywaaay... a lot of these Apple commercials for facetime are pissing me off. They're really bad. Really... bad.

It better be good quality since you can only use Facetime over Wifi. Guess the iPhone can't handle it but certain other phones can handle video-chat over cell networks just fine.