You get possession of the tape from The Ring and the curse is genuine....

I shall.......

  • Watch it myself since I'm sick of life

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Play it at Prime time for the benefit of all Fox News Viewers

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • Play it at Prime time for the benefit of all CNN viewers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hack AT and make it autoplay for all the members here.

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • Use it to get rid of anyone I dislike

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Get rid of it for the greater good

    Votes: 11 40.7%
  • All of the evil options.

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27

Braznor

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 2005
4,497
349
126
Whoever watches it dies in seven days. So what do you do with the tape?
 

snoopy7548

Diamond Member
Jan 1, 2005
8,057
5,052
146
Write "Trump Pee Pee Tape" on it, place it in the middle of NYC, and a week later enjoy having the entire world to myself.
 
Nov 20, 2009
10,046
2,573
136
I send it to the CEO of my employer and with instructions to his executive secretary to then play it to the board of directors before putting it on the company's video library for everyone to see.
 

Ancalagon44

Diamond Member
Feb 17, 2010
3,274
202
106
Upload it to YouTube - label it as Justin Bieber new hit
Upload it to Redtube - label it as hot lesbian threesome (maybe even mention a few celebrity names)
Start a twitch stream and then switch to the video halfway through
In addition to getting it to play on both CNN and Fox.
That evil spirit is going to be exhausted by the time I'm done!
 

pmv

Lifer
May 30, 2008
13,024
7,952
136
It can sit in my cupboard with the handful of other video tapes (mostly music related that I never found on other formats) that I haven't had any means of playing for nearly 20 years now.
 

Darwin333

Lifer
Dec 11, 2006
19,946
2,328
126
I shoot my wad all over it, and ask the demon girl to gobble it all up.

Demon girls impregnates herself with your seed and has a litter of hybrid demon bastards. She raises them telling them that their dad abandoned them and never cared about them until finally they are old enough, obviously growing much faster than normal humans. Being hybrids they don't need anyone to watch any dumb VHS tape to transverse the worlds and they come for you, each torturing you in more and more sadistic ways. Finally, growing bored of your screams they kill you. They try to fit in with their half-species but being half demon people are obviously scared and shun them. Already having a taste of blood since you just had to abandon your kids they start raping and murdering their way through humanity. Before long all that is left are a bunch of human-demon hybrids and a world in flames.

Good job, asshole.
 

Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
48,409
5,269
136
Hack Gaben's account & upload it to Youtube with the title "Half-Life 3 extended trailer", then watch as our computerized modern society falls apart with no more nerds to run it :D
 

Ken g6

Programming Moderator, Elite Member
Moderator
Dec 11, 1999
16,232
3,812
75
I send it to all the so-called psychics I can find. If they're real, the poor girl gets some help. If not, well...

I'd start with Sylvia Browne, but she's dead.
 

Paratus

Lifer
Jun 4, 2004
16,657
13,391
146
  1. Take trip to Hawaii - mount TV above lava flow. Wait for ring girl to pop out straight into lava flow. Burn Baby Burn! Disco Inferno! Worked on Frodo’s ring.
  2. Find infected person from It Follows. Time it so monster watches tape. Let ring chick and it follows monster fight it out a week later. Stream live on Twitch
  3. After watching ring video take trip to S-Mart buy chainsaw, double barrel shot gun with cobalt blue steel, walnut stock and hair trigger for $109.95. Hail to the King Baby.
  4. Hook VCR up to 6in Black Pearl FPV monitor. Step on her when she comes out the size of a Barbie doll.
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renz20003

Platinum Member
Mar 14, 2011
2,684
606
136
Sell it to Netflix they will buy anything. It’s gotta be better than all those shitty Adam Sandler movies they made.
 
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