You find Dracula sleeping in his open coffin.

[dennilfloss]

What's your reaction?

 

[NFS4]

How do you know it's Dracula and not someone dressed up as Dracula?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Are you honestly this bored that you need to ask such a ridiculos question?

 

[Aimster]

I'd seal that coffin shut and then I'd live in his mansion.

At night I would read from the Bible to him.

 

[theblackbox]

i'd teach him how to say wirgin.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: NFS4
How do you know it's Dracula and not someone dressed up as Dracula?

You just touch him and feel the cold body temperature.

 

[sandorski]

I'd put a Steak in his heart and after a few days he'd stink so bad that people wouldn't get close enough to him for him to use his hypnotic stare! Starving, he'd curl up in a corner and commit suicide. I'd secretly record all it and put it on Youtube!

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

No option for leave a horse head in his coffin?

 

[OsoVerde]

If he looks like Bela Lugosi, I'd attempt to seduce him.:wine:

 

[neutralizer]

I wouldn't mind waking him and letting him turn me. Underworld shows that the vampires get all the hot chicks!

 

[lokiju]

Chains around the coffin so he'd be stuck in there forever!! Muhahahahahaah!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: sandorski
I'd put a Steak in his heart and after a few days he'd stink so bad that people wouldn't get close enough to him for him to use his hypnotic stare! Starving, he'd curl up in a corner and commit suicide. I'd secretly record all it and put it on Youtube!

Filet mignon or T-bone?

 

[judasmachine]

Originally posted by: NFS4
How do you know it's Dracula and not someone dressed up as Dracula?

move him to the sunlight.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: sandorski
I'd put a Steak in his heart and after a few days he'd stink so bad that people wouldn't get close enough to him for him to use his hypnotic stare! Starving, he'd curl up in a corner and commit suicide. I'd secretly record all it and put it on Youtube!

Filet mignon or T-bone?

Only boneless cuts need apply. Of them, it don't matter.

 

[ATLien247]

How exactly did I find his coffin? I mean, I'm not usually one you'd find hanging around the crypts of Bran Castle...

 

[meltdown75]

Not many people can say they've shared a doob with Dracula...

 

[jjones]

Force him to do midget porn and sell it on the internet.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
How exactly did I find his coffin? I mean, I'm not usually one you'd find hanging around the crypts of Bran Castle...

why would you be looking in Bran Castle anyway? thats not Dracula's castle. he stayed there for like 1 night.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: ATLien247
How exactly did I find his coffin? I mean, I'm not usually one you'd find hanging around the crypts of Bran Castle...

why would you be looking in Bran Castle anyway? thats not Dracula's castle. he stayed there for like 1 night.

Wikipedia to the rescue, eh?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ATLien247

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: ATLien247
How exactly did I find his coffin? I mean, I'm not usually one you'd find hanging around the crypts of Bran Castle...

why would you be looking in Bran Castle anyway? thats not Dracula's castle. he stayed there for like 1 night.

Wikipedia to the rescue, eh?

i didn't use wiki

 

[MisterJackson]

Eh, I'd ask for immortal life then kill him and take his bitches and his crib.