You ever think of going gay?

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Special K
Where are you meeting all of these girls? I don't read all of your YAGT's but of the ones I have read, they all seem to involve meeting girls at bars or clubs.

Perhaps you should try looking somewhere else?

Just my $0.02

tried school, stores I shop at, gym, work, girls that are at basketball games I play in. same results every time

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
can't afford therapy/counseling. It does nothign for me anyway

Seriously trying to help....

That statement tells me you need some help. Go get it. Insurance covers it. Go get it.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: getbush
So if the gay thing doesn't work out, what then? Sheep farm?

What can't talk can't say no...

:shocked:

LMAO

 

[getbush]

You need a girl with lower self esteem than you so that she won't leave. At this point I would advise contacting local strip clubs for a list of their interview rejects. If that is unsuccesful, do the same but increase your search radius.

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
can't afford therapy/counseling. It does nothign for me anyway

Seriously trying to help....

That statement tells me you need some help. Go get it. Insurance covers it. Go get it.

Really?? I've always wondered, but been afraid to ask.

 

[tweakmm]

Sometime this forum makes me sad.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: kmr1212
Really?? I've always wondered, but been afraid to ask.

Most all health insurance has mental health benefits. Depends on the plan.

When in doubt, it takes 5-10 minutes to pick up the phone and call your provider.

 

[MikeMike]

no, but i have nothing but the utmost respect for gays, but i hate fags.

and anyone gay will know exactly what i mean.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Give it a try. You might like it. :thumbsup:

 

[tfcmasta97]

Originally posted by: cobalt
Dude, stop posting. Please, think of the children.

No, let him go on. this will prevent the children!

 

[MrPickins]

Enis: "Do you ever get the feeling you're just going with girls because you're 'sposed to?"

Fry: "What?!? Don't ever, ever say or think that again!"

 

[jaysgirl]

you'll never make it as a gay man if you're not actually attracted to men.

how picky are you with women?
sometimes you do need to lower your standards.

 

[mackle]

I think we shoulda find the OP a girl...Jeeezz..this is really bad.

 

[kingtas]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
I guess I have to look in a guy's butthole for hapiness now

WOW!

 

[Conky]

I prescribe beer goggles for your problem.

Listen to me... I used to be pre-Med.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: getbush
So if the gay thing doesn't work out, what then? Sheep farm?

What can't talk can't say no...

ahahahaha

 

[Vidda]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
I can't find hapiness with girls, the hapiness I desire. I guess I have to look in a guy's butthole for hapiness now

Let us know all the goodies you find down there.

 

[InlineFive]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
girls hate me, and you can only take so many rejections in stride before you realize you weren't meant to have hapiness in a certain direction. I guess I have to look somewhere else. I'm just not to have a happy life, or the hapiness that I want with a girl. I'm 25 and my longest relationship was with a girl 5 years ago, it lasted 7 weeks. I haven't had a gf in 4 years. I haven't gotten to a 2nd date with a girl in about 3 years. I can't find hapiness with girls, the hapiness I desire. I guess I have to look in a guy's butthole for hapiness now

It's more about personalities then a person's body. Do you have reservations about dealing with women which are getting in the way?

That being said I think that looking to another guy might bring up the same relationship problem. (Unless you are generally scared of dealing with women, in which case interacting with a male will alleviate this.) My suggestion? Go out, get to know all sorts of people and get a fleshlight.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: getbush
So if the gay thing doesn't work out, what then? Sheep farm?

What can't talk can't say no...

ahahahaha

Necophiliac? :Q

 

[Tweak155]

Just be funny. Chicks dig funny.

 

[boredhokie]

If no girl wants to be with you then it's safe to assume that no gay guy will want to be with you either, unless you go after the big hairy pervert variety. But you can just stay straight and go hogging for the same result. Maybe your standards are too high? Being gay is a lot of responsibility and takes dedication - just look at Han Solo. He wouldn't have gotten anywhere without gay muppet star force.

 

[Kirby]

A mouth's a mouth.

 

[Atrail]

fat chicks need love too

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
girls hate me, and you can only take so many rejections in stride before you realize you weren't meant to have hapiness in a certain direction. I guess I have to look somewhere else. I'm just not to have a happy life, or the hapiness that I want with a girl. I'm 25 and my longest relationship was with a girl 5 years ago, it lasted 7 weeks. I haven't had a gf in 4 years. I haven't gotten to a 2nd date with a girl in about 3 years. I can't find hapiness with girls, the hapiness I desire. I guess I have to look in a guy's butthole for hapiness now

you can't "turn gay"

Sure you can. It's like turning fat, but a lot purpler.

 

[Dean]

Act sleazy and pretend you don't care.

Or even better. Become sleazy and don't care.