You ever step on a tube of toothpaste?

[GasX]

I had the pleasure of changing my son's diaper this morning. It was quite full as he did not go yesterday. After I had wiped of his backside, he decided to give it another go and fired a STREAM of poo 2 feet accross the room covering my hand, the changing mat, the stack of lotions, the wet wipe holder and the wall.

I never would have thought that a kid so small could generate the force required to get that much velocity, but he did. It was an impressive display of abdominal strength for a 3 week old...

I am SOOOOOOOO glad his crap doesn't smell yet...

 

[SirChadwick]

ewwwwwwww...

glad i don't have kids.

 

[DnetMHZ]

<stewie> Aft torpedos, FIRE! </stewie>

 

[allisolm]

Just wait until the first time you forget to cover him and he "showers" you with affection.

 

[monk3y]

Nasty!!!

 

[dman]

At least it was on the changing table. Wait 'till an explosive diaper gets on something you (used to) like.

 

[TraumaRN]

*pauses for a moment* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*catches breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*smile turns to frown*

I feel for you man, one time at the hospital I was changing this elderly gentlemen and was bending over wiping while he was on his side and my hospital badge just kinda falls off my scrubs and into the sh!t....then it was fire in the hole as more came out on my scrubs. Not fun. Especially as I was freaking out cuz they were testing him for C-diff. Thankfully he was negative.

OTOH at least he's your offspring

 

[ATLien247]

My friend's kid (when he has a baby) somehow managed to piss on my friend's newly acquired strereo system. But it was Bose, so it was okay.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: allisolm
Just wait until the first time you forget to cover him and he "showers" you with affection.

My wife had a bit of a wet t-shirt contest thing going on yesterday, when she was drying him after a bath.

They seem to have an uncanny ability to detect those rare moments when they are free to commence an unhindered firing pattern...