You ever see that girl that makes you want to leave your wife?

[blackdogdeek]

This is what The List is for.

 

[TheGardener]

Question is, is the new lust of your life worth the alimony and child support payments? Not to mention lawyer(s) fees. It's called a reality check.

Polygamy laws were called into question by one of the Supreme Court Justices last week. How much longer before that wall comes down? Less than 10 years I think.

 

[JTsyo]

So your wife is having a lesbian affair and you're jealous?

Ross?

 

[Exterous]

I don't want my wife to make me a sandwich.

I'll make my own sammich.

Clearly your wives have already removed your balls if that's the case

Question is, is the new lust of your life worth the alimony and child support payments?

That's why I don't have kids and my money is safely stashed somewhere else :sneaky:

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Normally I would agree with your devil's advocate point of view but have you seen me? I'm freaking gorgeous, man!
:awe:

Yeah but

j/k

 

[Nograts]

Yeah but

j/k

I was told that it was not, as a matter of fact, the size that counts, rather, the amount of turbulence the waves cause by the rocking of the naval vessel in the proverbial large mass of water contained in a geological container of some sort.

 

[Aikouka]

A sandwich is more like part of a meal or a snack, not the whole meal.

I have this complaint about going to places like Subway for lunch. For me, a small bag of potato chips are just a snack not a side item. So, given my predisposition, all I'm getting is a sandwich (sub/hoagie) to eat. That just doesn't do it for me! Even if it's just fries and a burger, that feels like a meal. :$

 

[PricklyPete]

I was told that it was not, as a matter of fact, the size that counts, rather, the amount of turbulence the waves cause by the rocking of the naval vessel in the proverbial large mass of water contained in a geological container of some sort.

There is nothing wrong with being a tuna can.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

I was told that it was not, as a matter of fact, the size that counts, rather, the amount of turbulence the waves cause by the rocking of the naval vessel in the proverbial large mass of water contained in a geological container of some sort.

I think what you were trying to say was
"It's not the size of the army that counts, it's the fury of its onslaught!"

 

[irishScott]

On a purely physical level I'd bone about 75% of the women I've met over the course of my life. Are any of them worth leaving my GF? Not even close.

 

[soulcougher73]

I mean, we all know our wives are cool and all. They're cute gals. Or were. Kinda still are. I guess.

But then you see that one chick on a movie or somewhere and you're like "FUCK! Cmon now, this isn't fair, where was this 20 years ago?!"

Shit is real. This has happened like 3 times in my life now. Anyways, I'm pretty sure polygamy is supposed to be a natural thing.

Is it not possible for me to love several chicks equally?

I mean really now. :wub:

Fucking cruel life.

I agree. Im pushing for polyamory as the new norm

 

[Puppies04]

I mean, we all know our wives are cool and all. They're cute gals. Or were. Kinda still are. I guess.

But then you see that one chick on a movie or somewhere and you're like "FUCK! Cmon now, this isn't fair, where was this 20 years ago?!"

Shit is real. This has happened like 3 times in my life now. Anyways, I'm pretty sure polygamy is supposed to be a natural thing.

Is it not possible for me to love several chicks equally?

I mean really now. :wub:

Fucking cruel life.

 

[pontifex]

I mean, we all know our wives are cool and all. They're cute gals. Or were. Kinda still are. I guess.

But then you see that one chick on a movie or somewhere and you're like "FUCK! Cmon now, this isn't fair, where was this 20 years ago?!"

Shit is real. This has happened like 3 times in my life now. Anyways, I'm pretty sure polygamy is supposed to be a natural thing.

Is it not possible for me to love several chicks equally?

I mean really now. :wub:

Fucking cruel life.

not born yet? 6 years old?
it was a different chick in a different movie?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I've only been with my soon to be wife for 4.5ish years so I haven't been really tempted yet. The only woman that made me basically stop moving was on the streets at school. I was walking to class and about 97% of my body stopped functioning when I saw her. Just stupid attractive.

:sneaky:

Good sex can't fill my stomach.

:sneaky:

 

[TwiceOver]

No, because I have a son that I'd never see again.

#notfair #fathersrights #hashtags

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Keep your peepee in your teepee man.

I've only been with my soon to be wife for 4.5ish years so I haven't been really tempted yet. The only woman that made me basically stop moving was on the streets at school. I was walking to class and about 97% of my body stopped functioning when I saw her. Just stupid attractive.

Movies nah, but IRL yea sometimes.

The only time I dated a freakishly attractive girl was the biggest mistake of my life. That dude's chart was so true.

The chart, you are taking about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc

 

[TheGardener]

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

 

[soulcougher73]

Rachael McAdams would make me leave mine ;p

 

[MongGrel]

Threesome.

+1

 

[MongGrel]

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

I actually remember that song the first time I heard it i about 1976.

:biggrin:

I think she's pretty.

And she makes sammiches, pizza'a, taco's and beer runs now and then.

Pretty much supporting me atm, till I get my act together.

Might be never at this point, she would have a bit of savings coming.