You ever get bored

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During a really long pee? Like you're standing there and you start wishing you had brought your phone or a book...
 

Mayne

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normally i'm pissing into a LONG nonfunctioning link deleted

while i puff on a cigarette during the night...i can't be bothered putting on clothes to got the bathroom.
 
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Mayne

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that was supposed to a plastic watering jug....sorry..keyboard is fucked.
 
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my bladder sucks, because it takes a shitload for me to have a long piss.

In general I also just get annoyed with even that 'slight' feeling. of having to go. For example, if I wake up in the night and I'm 30% to a piss, that's enough for me to realize it and I force myself to get up and empty it regardless of it not being full.
 

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Lol. I'll never forget the first time we got a room that really didn't separate the bathroom from the rest of the living space. I got up in the morning and took a leak that felt like an eternity. I catch something out of the corner of my eye and it's my wife just staring and says "Jesus....do you ever run out of it??"

It's like I'm making pee on demand.
 
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