Ok smart guy, time to put your money where your mouth is.  I'll take the cash since I already have a GeForce Pro.
Gainward CardExpert Hollywood MX
Features 
NVIDIA GeForce2 MX GPU 256-bit 
AGP 2X/4X with Fast Writes 
32 MB super-fast 5ns SDRAM Display Memory 
Resolution up to 2048 x 1536 @ 75Hz 
Refresh rates up to 240 Hz      
Build-in 350MHz RAMDAC with gamma correction 
Full channel TV tuner supporting NTSC/PAL/SECAM (optional) standards 
Stereo-line-out connector 
NTSC/PAL S-video-in and S-video-out 
TV display resolution up to 800 x 600 
FM radio receiver 87~108Mhz (optional) 
GeForce2 MX 2D/3D Power 
NVIDIA 2nd generation 256-bit GeForce2 MX GPU   
Integrated 2nd Generation T&L engine       
700-Mtexels Fill Rate 
20M triangles/sec setup 
NVIDIA Shading Rasterizer (NSR)        
Integrated 350MHz RAMDAC, resolution up to 2048 x 1536 @75Hz 
TV Tuner
High quality, Full channel TV tuner 
Preview and scan 16 TV channels to help you find your favorite programs 
Digital VCR function, software DVD recording and hardware accelerated playback 
Schedule to automatically record the favorite programs 
Multi channel preview function 
TimeShift support: record live TV broadcasts for later viewing, pause, scroll forward or instantly rewind      
Supports NTSC/PAL/SECAM (optional) standard 
TV-In-A-Window, up to full screen or any size, background TV window also available 
Easy to find TV window by " always on Top mode" while opening the other windows    
TV screen adjustments: brightness, contrast, saturation, hue, fine tune 
Still and Motion Capture 
Capture video images from TV, VCR, V8 or camcorder 
Video capture rate up to 30f/s  
Motion video capture size up to 320 x 240  
File formats supported: AVI, BMP, JPEG
 
TV-Out TwinView display
Supports NTSC/PAL TV system       
TV-Out resolution up to 800 x 600 
Supports TwinView display to extend desktop or Clone  
Video Playback 
High definition video processor (HDVP)     
Enhanced Motion Compensation for full screen video playback of all DVD/HDTV formats 
Video playback acceleration for DirectShow, MPEG-1, MPEG-2 and Indeo