You decide: Proud to be an American ... or ... Sign of the Apocalypse?

[Bowfinger]

I thought I'd share this: Elite Force Aviator

Enjoy.

 

[konichiwa]

He looks more like Clint Eastwood than W

 

[BOBDN]

OMG

The draft dodger as hero. I hate to say it but in the topsy-turvy new Bush America how totally American.

 

[LunarRay]

It's a good thing he didn't decide to go down to the ship's laundry and press a few uniforms instead during his historic venture... the SH's would have been quite upset at an action figure of G. Bush all asweat with dirty laundry strewn about.

 

[UltraQuiet]

It's a ready made voodoo doll.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: Ultra Quiet
It's a ready made voodoo doll.

If it works, I'll have two!

 

[MonstaThrilla]

His package isn't nearly accentuated enough.

 

[JellyBaby]

Actual figure may vary slightly from item shown.

...and may bail out of his cockpit when threatened by real adversity.

 

[BOBDN]

Originally posted by: JellyBaby

Actual figure may vary slightly from item shown.

...and may bail out of his cockpit when threatened by real adversity.

 

[sandorski]

Where's his arch-enemy, the Pretzel Vendor?

 

[DealMonkey]

OMG! Funniest thread ever. Maybe Rove can send this thing out for the 2004 debates. Definitely more eloquent than the real thing. Plus, the damn thing must have a pull string somewhere...

 

[adlep]

.....Made in China........

 

[LunarRay]

Looks a bit like Gumby to me..

 

[BOBDN]

Probably filled with straw - if anatomically correct it obviously has no brain.

 

[LunarRay]

Originally posted by: BOBDN
Probably filled with straw - if anatomically correct it obviously has no brain.

Another of those reality dolls .... geesh..

 

[BOBDN]

Originally posted by: LunarRay

Originally posted by: BOBDN
Probably filled with straw - if anatomically correct it obviously has no brain.

Another of those reality dolls .... geesh..

Off to see the Wizard - Karl Rove gives him a brain.

 

[LunarRay]

Originally posted by: BOBDN

Originally posted by: LunarRay

Originally posted by: BOBDN
Probably filled with straw - if anatomically correct it obviously has no brain.

Another of those reality dolls .... geesh..

Off to see the Wizard - Karl Rove gives him a brain.

I hope this one knows how to speak... these organ transPLANTS have their limitations..

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Where's his arch-enemy, the Pretzel Vendor?

HAHAH

 

[ScottyB]

Does it also come with a Nazi uniform, a KKK robe and a devil suit?

 

[BOBDN]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
Does it also come with a Nazi uniform, a KKK robe and a devil suit?

Yes, yes and yes.

Coming soon, the Skull and Bones official costume.

 

[DealMonkey]

Originally posted by: MonstaThrilla
His package isn't nearly accentuated enough.

Package Dimensions: 13.5" x 8" x 3.3" :Q

 

[Siddhartha]

I would feel a lot more comfortable if agreement with Bush's policies was not a requirement for patriotism and pride in America.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
I would feel a lot more comfortable if agreement with Bush's policies was not a requirement for patriotism and pride in America.

How can you be proud to be American if Bush is America and his policies make it what it currently is?
Makes it hard for anyone who doesn't agree with Bush to be really proud to be American.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Ultra Quiet
It's a ready made voodoo doll.

If it works, I'll have two!

If it works why would you need two?

 

[AvesPKS]

Yep, he's an Elite Force Aviator alright...