You Can't Unsee: Mother's Embarrassing Dance

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Lifer
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It depends on how old the kids are and their sex. If her kids are girls that are say 16 or older I'd say it's basically harmless fun. Though pulling her pants down is till a bit much. If they are any younger then year it's creepy. And if any of her children are boys there then yeah super creepy. And there's just no explanation for the last one. That's way more than skid marks.
whaaaat... no, sorry. i don't think any mother in her right mind would striptease for her kids, no matter how old they were and no matter how harmless the fun may have seemed.
 

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whaaaat... no, sorry. i don't think any mother in her right mind would striptease for her kids, no matter how old they were and no matter how harmless the fun may have seemed.

Strip tease would assume she took her cloths off which would be wrong. Her kids may have been showing off their dance moves and maybe she got jealous and wanted to show them she had some moves of her own despite her age. Again the kids would have to be old enough, and girls.
 

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GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT IPHONE USERS. ARG!

no caps.

WTF, man? Sometimes you need to record ASAP and you can't wait for the phone to detect orientation. Sometimes you risk dropping the phone if the horizontal orientation is awkward; and you don't always have time to stabilize it.
. This is universal with all smartphones.
 
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Lifer
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Strip tease would assume she took her cloths off which would be wrong. Her kids may have been showing off their dance moves and maybe she got jealous and wanted to show them she had some moves of her own despite her age. Again the kids would have to be old enough, and girls.

dude... seriously... you think you'd be cool with your mom dancing like that and taking her pants down like that in front of you? seriously?

... c'mon, man...
 

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WTF, man? Sometimes you need to record ASAP and you can't wait for the phone to detect orientation. Sometimes you risk dropping the phone if the horizontal orientation is awkward; and you don't always have time to stabilize it.
. This is universal with all smartphones.

Yeah, well, this WASN'T one of those "ASAP" times obviously so argument is bunk.
 

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dude... seriously... you think you'd be cool with your mom dancing like that and taking her pants down like that in front of you? seriously?

... c'mon, man...

In front of young sons? No. But it was obviously her daughter watching, and sounded like a teenage daughter, and I think the mom was just having fun and trying to embarrass her kid.

And now that I think of it... its probable that wasn't a poop stain. She may have started her period without realizing it, or her liner slipped, and the underwear was wicking it and it dried brown. Blood doesn't stay red for long.
 

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umm ... that isn't a stain. her underwear is ripped. you can even see her crack in the hole.
 

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In front of young sons? No. But it was obviously her daughter watching, and sounded like a teenage daughter, and I think the mom was just having fun and trying to embarrass her kid.

watch the video more carefully. look at who pulls the mom's earbud out of her ear and says, "you have a poop stain."
 

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Wait a minute, WTF? This woman pulled down her pants and showed her underware to her sons? Yeah, they looked like they were about 10 years old when they got up and were telling her she just did it on camera.
 

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Yeah the more I view this the worse it looks. Indeed that looks to be a young guy there, don't know if it's her son or not. Maybe it's her daughter's boyfriend? If it's her son D:
 

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ok, three things wrong with this video...

why is a mom dancing like that in front of her kids?

why is she pulling her pants down while dancing like that in front of her kids?

how does one not know or smell when they've shit themselves?

This, what mom pulls her pants down to show her ass in front of her teenage sons?

I would like to add, I would hit that ass all day long - without the shit stain, of course.
 

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You aren't thinking this through very much are you. Who the fuck would want to fake that? Especially if she is a mom, that would just be doubly creepy.

Do you doubt the internets? Her reaction doesn't seem typical of someone who was just told by their daughter and husband (?) "Hey, you shat yourself."
 

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There is the possibility that even though Break say she is a mother dancing in front of her kids, that might not be the case. Break put the video of Nadal up when he had leg cramps & said he was farting instead.
 

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There is the possibility that even though Break say she is a mother dancing in front of her kids, that might not be the case. Break put the video of Nadal up when he had leg cramps & said he was farting instead.

The girl calls her mom at the end.
 

jhansman

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Pretty hot mom there, but yeah, too much watching of Ellen evident. No comment on the fake stains...
 

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ok, three things wrong with this video...

why is a mom dancing like that in front of her kids?

why is she pulling her pants down while dancing like that in front of her kids?

how does one not know or smell when they've shit themselves?

It's because it's staged, with the sole purpose of going viral and getting attention.