YOU can save a JEW! ? ! ?

[edro]

You can save a Jew!!!!!!!!!

WTF! It's was like the Christian Children's Fund.... but with older Jews instead of little starving children.

The show was talking about helping return a Jew from the Soviet region, back to Isreal! They said that the people were too poor to get back themselves.

And to top it all off.... this was on on BET channel!!!!!

Has anyone else seen this?!?!

 

[SaltBoy]

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

I can save two Jews for $700! <-- Most insane, yet true statement ever!

 

[Conky]

Where is my ten-foot pole? I ain't touchin this!

 

[no0b]

whiskey tango foxtrot

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Where is my ten-foot pole? I ain't touchin this!

Oh come on! Try livin on the edge!

 

I don't understand why ANY Jews would want to go to Israel now. I thought they meant you could help Jews get OUT of the middle east.

 

[rickn]

not in this lifetime

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: jumpr
I don't understand why ANY Jews would want to go to Israel now. I thought they meant you could help Jews get OUT of the middle east.

Better than being sh!t on in a former soviet republic

 

[Wag]

This really belongs more in the Politics forum but...

There is always a drive to get more Jews into Israel, stricty on a numbers basis. Pretty soon Jews will be outnumbered by Palestinians/non-Jews- not a good thing in a Jewish state.

If you think things are bad in Israel, they are 100x worse in post-Soviet Russia. Since the fall of the republic anti-semitism is on the rise, as it is all over Europe.

Now, why they would run this on BET is anyone's guess (cheap), but there are Black Jews.

 

[Mathcop]

Originally posted by: no0b
whiskey tango foxtrot

LOL, I get it. Very good!

 

[edro]

nvmd

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Wag
[...]but there are Black Jews.

Man, talk about a magnet for discrimination.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Wag
[...]but there are Black Jews.

Man, talk about a magnet for discrimination.

Yeah isn't Lenny Kravitz Jewish (Jewish surname at least??) Black, Jewish, and he's a rock star!!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: jumpr
I don't understand why ANY Jews would want to go to Israel now. I thought they meant you could help Jews get OUT of the middle east.

LOL!! It's amazing how the news can skew our perceptions of things, isn't it? Israel is NOT as dangerous a place to live as the news would make it out to be. Actually, you are far more likely to be murdered in the US than be killed by terrorism in Israel.

 

[bernse]

$350 to return a Jew?

To where? The store for a refund? What?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: bernse
$350 to return a Jew?

To where? The store for a refund? What?

Mommy.. I got a defective one..... Mine keeps hacking up phlem when he trys to speak....

 

[Wag]

Black Jews are not uncommon, just here in the US.

 

[Mathcop]

Originally posted by: bernse
$350 to return a Jew?

To where? The store for a refund? What?

OMG .... ROFL ..... very good

 

[Mathcop]

Originally posted by: bernse
$350 to return a Jew?

To where? The store for a refund? What?

CONVERSATION

Customer Service clerk at the return counter at Jews R Us: Why are you returning your Jew?

Customer He is defective.

Customer Service clerk What seems to be the problem with him?

Customer He pays retail.

Rimshot ..... thank you, thank you very much.

 

[Mathcop]

OMG .... I'm a baaaaaaaad boy. Sorry.

 

[aphex]

This is going downhill fast.... Im sending my jewish ass to temple

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: no0b
whiskey tango foxtrot

LOL, I get it. Very good!

so fitting the name of the original poster is no0b

 

[bernse]

Originally posted by: Mathcop
OMG .... I'm a baaaaaaaad boy. Sorry.

- Yes, you are.