You become invulnerable on AT forums. What will you do?

[amdhunter]

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[SandEagle]

put an end to P&N.

 

[02ranger]

:hmm:

Eh, don't post

Oh, yeah. That....that's a great idea. Why didn't I think of that?

First order of business for me as SuperAnandMan, appoint somebody else to the job of SuperAnandMan cause I'm too lazy to do anything with it. lol

 

[SSSnail]

The answer is always two chicks at once, always.

 

[Ruptga]

Unban practically everyone, just to see what happens. A lot of them would get rebanned immediately though, because I'd permaban anyone posting partisan BS outside of P&N. It's the lowest form of trolling, truly artless and boring. Also I'd open a new forum, the Gimp Tank, and particularly stupid or troublesome posters would regularly find themselves banned from every forum except that one.

I wouldn't let anyone know of my apotheosis though, I wouldn't want the special treatment.

 

[disappoint]

unfly the banning pig

 

[ThinClient]

I would immediately replace every seat in leadership if the seat is currently held by anyone over the age of 40.

 

[brianmanahan]

i would sticky all of spaceman's threads

 

[Sonikku]

unfly the banning pig

Know this, everyone does.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

...nothing different, really. I mean, whatevs.

Can I have superadmin powers to the financial system though? I need a yacht.

 

[KK]

I'd ban the one master tard on here. You know who you are.

 

[MongGrel]

Go to work again I imagine, I've been there 9 days in a row now

Maybe I forget, might be more.

Gonna go look for a movie I haven't seem before too late

 

[Greenman]

You know this has already been done? A Canadian fellow took over for an hour or two a while back. He got banned for it, but managed to have a little fun along the way.

 

[maniacalpha1-1]

Stand between old threads revived with relevant or contributing posts, and their closure, of course!

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Ban Mayne and then give TFP my account.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Unban everyone.

Also write a script that runs randomly on a random day and hour once a week and sets everybody as supermod for 5 minutes.

 

[BudAshes]

put an end to P&N.

When you close the mental institution the crazies have to go somewhere.

 

[disappoint]

I'd ban the one master tard on here. You know who you are.

There's only 1? I'm jealous I'm not oblivious to the other tards.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

There's only 1? I'm jealous I'm not oblivious to the other tards.

By definition there can only be one master tard, he whom all tard barons and tard vassals pay tribute to off the labor of their own slave tards.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Another fun thing: Combine everything into a single forum.

 

[Sinsear]

permaban all the current admins/mods

remove all word filters

allow all comments/speech, not just the stuff i agree with

 

[KidNiki1]

Probably nothing. Maybe mute the couple of people I have on ignore? But I probably would not even do that since ignore works fine.

KT

what is this mute you speak of??????

 

[TXHokie]

permaban all the current admins/mods

remove all word filters

allow all comments/speech, not just the stuff i agree with

Might be fun for one day - The Purge: Anarchy-AT Edition. No rules anything goes for one day and merge OT, PN, Love forum and just sit back with some popcorn.

 

[mmntech]

Ban Mayne and then give TFP my account.

This is a strong policy. You have my vote. :sneaky:

 

[BrightCandle]

Delete everything and shut this cesspool of a forum down for good. Definitely kill the backups as well so it can never come back. Best thing that could ever happen to anandtech forums.