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You are granted the power of invisibility for two weeks

Question, if I break in Kim Kardashian's house and fap to her taking a shower will my splooge be invisible too?
 
I suspect that I would be very tempted to sneak into Intel, and find out all I could about the new/upcoming Skylake processors. But might also visit AMD and Arm, to see what they are going to be up to, in the future.

EDIT: But on the other hand, this would be unfair, and possibly/probably illegal, so I will just have to patiently wait.

EDIT2: I did not realize this is a parody thread.
 
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First challenge would be eating. I don't have enough groceries to last two weeks. I can't buy food if I'm invisible, which means I'm going to have to steal food. Although I suppose I could order food and leave a note with money on the door. I guess the first thing I would do is go to the ATM to get cash so I can leave money on the door for food.
 
Leros said:
First challenge would be eating. I don't have enough groceries to last two weeks. I can't buy food if I'm invisible, which means I'm going to have to steal food. Although I suppose I could order food and leave a note with money on the door. I guess the first thing I would do is go to the ATM to get cash so I can leave money on the door for food.
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I'd suggest that you just fully cover yourself up (with clothing), and a not too hostile looking face mask. Then you to a reasonable extent, can carry out normal outdoor activities. Just remember to NOT say "This is a hold up", by mistake anywhere.
 
John Connor said:
I would sneak into Area-51.
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That's a very bad idea for three reasons:

(1)..Area 51 will strip your invisibility skill, due to alien technological ray emissions. Rendering you visibly and attackable by the aliens there.

(2)..You will now have an Alien Area 51 like, youtube video of yourself (forum character), being eaten/thrown/strange-graphical-effects/strange-funny-voices, directed by Naer, posted into this thread soon. And this is not necessarily a joke, let's wait and see.

(3)..I can't count
 
Newbian said:
Women's college shower room...

Why in the world would you use it for anything else?
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You lack imagination my friend. There are endless possibilities.

- Walk into a bar and start a bar fight by punching a dude
- Sit down on a computer and start typing pretending to be the spirit of a decease loved one contacting the living
- Walk into a classroom and start puppeteering a stuffed animal or toy
- Ringing your "neighbor who hates you for no reason"'s doorbell over and over
- Supernatural shit like throwing shit across the room or sliding it across the table
- Stick a banana in someone's tailpipe
 
SOFTengCOMPelec said:
That's a very bad idea for three reasons:

(1)..Area 51 will strip your invisibility skill, due to alien technological ray emissions. Rendering you visibly and attackable by the aliens there.

(2)..You will now have an Alien Area 51 like, youtube video of yourself (forum character), being eaten/thrown/strange-graphical-effects/strange-funny-voices, directed by Naer, posted into this thread soon. And this is not necessarily a joke, let's wait and see.

(3)..I can't count
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Correct, I read in non black helicopter site once that they use sensors that detect a gas given off by human sweat (ammonia?) no animal in the area emits the gas.
 
Fanatical Meat said:
Correct, I read in non black helicopter site once that they use sensors that detect a gas given off by human sweat (ammonia?) no animal in the area emits the gas.
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We could use the invisibility to sneak into a major Pharmaceutical company and take phenoms and stuff, to counter this problem.
I'm looking forward to racing out of there in one of the flying sourcer alien space ships.

Hopefully there will be a time machine there, which looks like this:

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Which can be used for fun, after the 2 weeks (invisibility) is up.
 
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