You are granted the power of infidelity for two weeks.

[Braznor]

Your wife gives you permission to have sex with anyother woman for the next two weeks. You know women, so will you do it?

 

[surfsatwerk]

lol no

 

[mmntech]

Hell yes. First thing I'd do is bang Braznor's significant other.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Hell yes. First thing I'd do is bang Braznor's significant other.

Psst, Braznor is gay...

 

[dank69]

Am I also granted the power to convince women to sleep with me?

 

[nickbits]

Sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

 

[SMOGZINN]

If she has giving you permission then it is not infidelity.

Edit: Or more correctly, if you two have agreed on it then it is not infidelity. I don't like the terminology 'given you permission'. One person does not get to make and enforce the rules of a relationship.

 

[Puppies04]

 

[Jimzz]

Psst, Braznor is gay...

You heard what he said.

 

[Puppies04]

Infidelity (also referred to as cheating,adultery, or having an affair) is the subjective feeling that one's partner has violated a set of rules or relationship norms and this violation results in feelings of sexual jealousy and rivalry (Leeker & Carlozzi, 2012). Infidelity is a violation of a couple’s assumed or stated contract regarding emotional and/or sexual exclusivity (Weeks et al., 2003, p. ix).[1]
What constitutes an act of infidelity is dependent upon the exclusivity expectations within the relationship (Barta & Kiene, 2005). In marital relationships, exclusivity expectations are commonly assumed although they are not always met. When they are not met, research has found that particular psychological damage including feelings of rage and betrayal, lowering of sexual and personal confidence, and damage to self-image can occur** (Leeker et al., 2012). Depending on the context, men and women can experience social consequences if their act of infidelity becomes public. The form and extent of these consequences are often dependent on the gender of the unfaithful person.

** Research done by shitty partners all over the world

 

[wabbitslayer]

unless there's some sort of prearrangement where Lucy Pinder or Kelly Brook is going to come to my house and jump on top of me at bedtime, I really don't have the time/effort/energy to waste on such an endeavor.

sad but true

 

[Kadarin]

It's a tarp!

 

[gevorg]

LOL, I don't get "permissions" from my wife.

 

[her209]

Do you also get the power of impotency for 2 weeks?

 

[pontifex]

there's a movie about this...

 

[squarecut1]

The more interesting poll would have been that you have a guarantee that what you do will not be found out.

 

[swanysto]

unless there's some sort of prearrangement where Lucy Pinder or Kelly Brook is going to come to my house and jump on top of me at bedtime, I really don't have the time/effort/energy to waste on such an endeavor.

sad but true

Different women, but same sentiment for me.

 

[Raduque]

why was this not the second post

 

[kage69]

 

[SunnyD]

Looks like Alky got to vote multiple times.

 

[IronWing]

Trap or no trap, just no. Either you're married or you're not.

I feel a moralizing lecture bubbling up. Anyone want to hear it?

 

[SMOGZINN]

Trap or no trap, just no. Either you're married or you're not.

I feel a moralizing lecture bubbling up. Anyone want to hear it?

Sure, if you want to read my rebuttal.

 

[IronWing]

Sure, if you want to read my rebuttal.

Would it require more than seven letters?

 

[MrPickins]

unless there's some sort of prearrangement where Lucy Pinder or Kelly Brook is going to come to my house and jump on top of me at bedtime, I really don't have the time/effort/energy to waste on such an endeavor.

sad but true

I'm guessing you're a boob-man.


But, yeah, I agree. Too much time/effort for too little reward (assuming I could even find a girl to bed with my rusty-as-hell macking skills).

 

[DrPizza]

unless there's some sort of prearrangement where Lucy Pinder or Kelly Brook is going to come to my house and jump on top of me at bedtime, I really don't have the time/effort/energy to waste on such an endeavor.

sad but true

I have a different list, and slightly longer, but pretty much the same thought. And even with permission, it's not likely to be worth it in the long run.