You are employed by a ficticious villain(bad guy)

djheater

Lifer
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Cobra commander <--he's retarded, and as long as you stay low, he jsut keeps giving you cool stuff, and doesn't expect you to win. Plus the good guys never actually hurt you.
 

amish

Diamond Member
Aug 20, 2004
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mr. scorpio.

great housing and i can get a hammock at work.
 

2Dead

Senior member
Feb 19, 2005
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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Satan (I hear he has great medical benefits and awesome life insurance payouts)

Just don't mess up his cake...
 
Jun 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: djheater
Cobra commander <--he's retarded, and as long as you stay low, he jsut keeps giving you cool stuff, and doesn't expect you to win. Plus the good guys never actually hurt you.



Ohhh....good answer! Him or Megatron, while Megatron is SLIGHTLY smarter you never die!
 

npoe1

Senior member
Jul 28, 2005
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I applied in Cobra but they never called me :( now I'm trying to get a Job in the IRS.
 

Bumrush99

Diamond Member
Jun 14, 2004
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Mr Burns. Or Gargamel from the Smurfs, I'd love to help him stomp and each one of them.