you are a nerd if....

[SkyBum]

....your dog left you for some guy with a frisbee.



....you didn't notice until 3 weeks later that your girlfriend went with them.
....you just shrugged and went back to WOW.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: RedCOMET

Originally posted by: Beefy6969
I can disassemble a motherboard with my eyes closed but I can't unhook a bra.

I have an even harder time undoing the pants. Don't worry, practice makes perfect.

Dang. Two posts too late. I was going to say, I'm not worried about a bra, but for some reason I can't manage to get a belt off of a guy. <edit> And yes, I'm sure I could take apart a computer with my eyes closed.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: RedCOMET

Originally posted by: Beefy6969
I can disassemble a motherboard with my eyes closed but I can't unhook a bra.

I have an even harder time undoing the pants. Don't worry, practice makes perfect.

Dang. Two posts too late. I was going to say, I'm not worried about a bra, but for some reason I can't manage to get a belt off of a guy.

But the reason straight men can't unhook bras is because they dont wear one so they dont know how it works... but should'nt you know how a belt functions?

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: RedCOMET

Originally posted by: Beefy6969
I can disassemble a motherboard with my eyes closed but I can't unhook a bra.

I have an even harder time undoing the pants. Don't worry, practice makes perfect.

Dang. Two posts too late. I was going to say, I'm not worried about a bra, but for some reason I can't manage to get a belt off of a guy.

But the reason straight men can't unhook bras is because they dont wear one so they dont know how it works... but should'nt you know how a belt functions?

Yeah. The problems thus far have been because it is either so tight that I can't do it with one hand, which has been the case a couple of times, or that he was wearing a belt that like... slides through a latch and closes, instead of a traditional buckle... heh until he explained how to open it, I have no idea.

 

[rudeguy]

keep em coming

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: rgwalt

Originally posted by: rudeguy
get creative here guys. My old standby:

...you have touched more motherboards than you have boobies.

Damn it.... damn it all to hell...

R

You're telling me, I help out in Production at work some days

That's four motherboards per hour for a few hours, too.

(Work for a manufacturer as an Engineer)

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
you understand the acronym in KarenMarie's sig and know what each part refers to.

Bonus nerdity if you can remember when they started being used

Double bonus if you can remember when they started being censored

*wince*

 

[BillyBatson]

you spend more time talking to people online (including forums) than in person