You all gotta read this!

Monel Funkawitz

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I was surfing for gift ideas for me (Mom is riding my ass, screaming Christmas is getting close) and I found this place ...

[l]http://www.futurehorizons.net/strange.htm[/l]

Here is a few things they sell, or sell plans for... (These are all cut and paste)


Philosophers Stone
Also known as White-Powder-Gold or 'Mana' or the elixer of life. Discoverer David
Hudson spoke in a lecture.."First of all it is a room temperature superconductor"! "When mixed with water it forms a gelatinous mixture. When ingested it has the following affects. Every cell in your body will be taken back to the state it is supposed to be, when you were a teenager or a child. It perfects the DNA, and closes the light within the body until you literally reach a point where the light body exceeds the physical body." "The gifts that go with this are perfect telepathy, you can know good and evil when it is in the room with you, you can project your thoughts into someone else's mind, you can levitate, you can walk on water, because it is flowing so much light in you, you literally don't attract to gravity."


Learn of a common Alchemists recipe for turning silver into Gold. Can be easily duplicated. This recipe was given to us from an annonomous source. The individual claimed that it worked. Find out for yourself!

Incredible device utilizes 'Orgone Energy' to allow an operator to control the weather! Can create or dissipate violent storms. Newly Updated.

Discover the strange energy that is produced inside pyramids. Sharpen razor blades and preserve food just by placing them inside a specially constructed pyramid.

Imagine if you had 3 wishes. Well with this device, you have as many as you want. The equivilant of an electronic genie, it amplifies users brain waves to make your wishes literally come true! Be careful what you wish for.


And many more! People are this gullible? :)

 

ChrichtonsGirl

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<< no, poeple are that stupid >>



Or people are so drained of hope, of the belief that they can make their lives better, they buy into these scams. Some people assume if they are ever going to be the next Jennifer Aniston or Bill Gates or whatever, then there must be some magic potion they can buy, because they haven't got a clue how to work for it. We get impossible to attain societal ideals rammed down our throats so hard that we're willing to try just about anything on the off-chance that one of those things might work.

Just my one cent on these scumbags who take advantage of people who haven't figured out you can't buy happiness or success.

 

apoppin

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The jetpack looks cool; 50 mph, maximum altitude 7,000 feet - no licence required (plans only). Of course, there is the hoverboard - $2,600, hovers 3&quot; above the ground and moves 30 mph (allow 8 weeks for delivery).

:)

How well are they placed in the search engines? They spent some money on the site. Most of their &quot;far-out stuff&quot; is informational (and expensive) although they appear to offer to sell real goods too. The problem is, who in their right mind would order from them?
 

DaveJ

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Anyone look at the &quot;Time Travel&quot; section?

The Zero Vector



<< Shows you how to construct the Flux Capacitor, the (TPR4), the (STR-40), the Plasmatron Oscillator, the Fluxatron, and more! This report is totally awsome! This is the real thing. >>



Oooh! The Flux Capacitor! Can I install it in my DeLorean?

LMAO! :D

Dave
 

WetSprocket

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The hoover board moves at 30mph and takes 8 weeks for delivery. Lets see that means at full speed it could be delivered from a place that is 40,320 miles away. I think they mean it takes 8 weeks for them to get your money and get so far outta town not even Carman San Diego knows where they could be.