Fardingle, how did you get your cats to do tricks? My cat is a fat, lazy lazy! That lazy, she's so damn lazy. Everytime I try to play games with her, like fetch, she looks at me like I'm the crazy one. She's probably thinking, "what kind of animal do you think I am? Dumbass! Now go fetch that stick, boy!"
Of course I go fetch the stick. Who's running the show around here...