ISAslot
Platinum Member
I was bored and came across some racing storys just for reading pleasure. The Yugo isn't so bad.
Taken from www.yugobrite.net, and www.yugoowners.com forums.
For reference:
Yugo TP: 30hp avail in Stick or Superlux-auto
Yugo TPS: 45hp : Stick shift
Huffy (10 Speed)
"So I?m get to a stoplight and in the bike lane next to me there?s this guy who thinks he?s all tough sh!t with is pansy Huffy? I rolled down my window to so I could hollar at him, but the window fell out and smashed into pieces on the pavement near the biker?s foot. He looked at me and then takes off. I wasn?t really ready, so I put the car in gear, but it already was so the car stalled on me but I restarted it and I gradually caught up to him. I passed him flying by like 1 or 2 mi/hr faster than he was going, and as I did so I gave him the bird?
?what a loser? he was seeing my tail light until my car stalled on the hill and started rolling back down??
Roadmaster (10 Speed)
I just got done putting a new K&N filter on my Yugo. I had to jerryrig it because for some odd reason they don?t make ones that especially fit the Yugo. I put a wing on the back and I got some racing spark plug wires (2). Well, anyway me and my friend were crusin? down near the local mall and we see this biker on a Road master drinking something and putting it back on his cupholder. He looked all smug thinking that just cause his ride had a cupholder that he was fast and could smoke us. Well, we showed him. At the light, we reved our engine to get his attention so he would know we wanted to race, but that idiot didn?t even look over pretending that he couldn?t hear kick ass engine rev like that. Whatever. When the light turned green he got off the line first but it didn?t really matter once we hit high gear (2nd). It was done.
We tried it again later and I didn't miss the start. Let's just say he was done.
BTW, I have the Superlux Auto.
Cheers.
Roadmaster (15 Speed)
hiya fellas,
Tonite while taking a nice little drive with my new Yugo (only 20 miles so far), I decide to cruise along interstate 95 for a little bit because i cant resist getting my Yugo moving a little.
Low and behold I see a headlight roaring up to meet me and think "hmm..Roadmaster 10 Speed?" Well since I have not reached the 300 mile break in period, I really dont want to see what its like over over 3000 revs yet (i have done it once). Anyway, this Roadmaster pulls up and I realize its a 15 Speed after i get over to come up side by side. I start thinking "15 Speed, i can take that w/o going over 3000rpm." SO i give a glance and drop from 2th to 1th going to 2500RPm.. The roadmaster tried to match, but it was all over before it started.. I finally reached about 3100 and shifted to 3rd. By then the fun was already over
So first Roadmaster down... many more to go
Schwinn GT (1 Speed)
beat a Schwinn 1 Speed with my Yogo TPS
5 times, it's really easy, if you're having trouble beating anything, find someone who owns an Schwinn 1 Speed, you *will* beat it
🙂
Edit:
Mongoose
Pulled up along side a Mongoose on the highway the other night.
I didn't downshift right away, I wanted to see what he had. so I left it in 2rd for a bit. It was about even at 15-20, but I hadn't even turned off the air fan yet. So, I slam it into 3rd and lets just say, it was over.
Taken from www.yugobrite.net, and www.yugoowners.com forums.
For reference:
Yugo TP: 30hp avail in Stick or Superlux-auto
Yugo TPS: 45hp : Stick shift
Huffy (10 Speed)
"So I?m get to a stoplight and in the bike lane next to me there?s this guy who thinks he?s all tough sh!t with is pansy Huffy? I rolled down my window to so I could hollar at him, but the window fell out and smashed into pieces on the pavement near the biker?s foot. He looked at me and then takes off. I wasn?t really ready, so I put the car in gear, but it already was so the car stalled on me but I restarted it and I gradually caught up to him. I passed him flying by like 1 or 2 mi/hr faster than he was going, and as I did so I gave him the bird?
?what a loser? he was seeing my tail light until my car stalled on the hill and started rolling back down??
Roadmaster (10 Speed)
I just got done putting a new K&N filter on my Yugo. I had to jerryrig it because for some odd reason they don?t make ones that especially fit the Yugo. I put a wing on the back and I got some racing spark plug wires (2). Well, anyway me and my friend were crusin? down near the local mall and we see this biker on a Road master drinking something and putting it back on his cupholder. He looked all smug thinking that just cause his ride had a cupholder that he was fast and could smoke us. Well, we showed him. At the light, we reved our engine to get his attention so he would know we wanted to race, but that idiot didn?t even look over pretending that he couldn?t hear kick ass engine rev like that. Whatever. When the light turned green he got off the line first but it didn?t really matter once we hit high gear (2nd). It was done.
We tried it again later and I didn't miss the start. Let's just say he was done.
BTW, I have the Superlux Auto.
Cheers.
Roadmaster (15 Speed)
hiya fellas,
Tonite while taking a nice little drive with my new Yugo (only 20 miles so far), I decide to cruise along interstate 95 for a little bit because i cant resist getting my Yugo moving a little.
Low and behold I see a headlight roaring up to meet me and think "hmm..Roadmaster 10 Speed?" Well since I have not reached the 300 mile break in period, I really dont want to see what its like over over 3000 revs yet (i have done it once). Anyway, this Roadmaster pulls up and I realize its a 15 Speed after i get over to come up side by side. I start thinking "15 Speed, i can take that w/o going over 3000rpm." SO i give a glance and drop from 2th to 1th going to 2500RPm.. The roadmaster tried to match, but it was all over before it started.. I finally reached about 3100 and shifted to 3rd. By then the fun was already over
So first Roadmaster down... many more to go
Schwinn GT (1 Speed)
beat a Schwinn 1 Speed with my Yogo TPS
5 times, it's really easy, if you're having trouble beating anything, find someone who owns an Schwinn 1 Speed, you *will* beat it
🙂
Edit:
Mongoose
Pulled up along side a Mongoose on the highway the other night.
I didn't downshift right away, I wanted to see what he had. so I left it in 2rd for a bit. It was about even at 15-20, but I hadn't even turned off the air fan yet. So, I slam it into 3rd and lets just say, it was over.
