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Yoga master

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Hey, I just finished reading Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, and I thought it was a pretty cool book. Anyway, the book ends *spoiler ahead* with the two main characters about go "get down to business."


The last few lines go something like this:

Langdon: "I've always had trouble picturing anything beyond this world"
Vittoria: "blah blah youve never had a religious experence? moment of glorious rapture?"
Langdon: "no, doubt I ever will"
Vittoria: *gets nekkid* "youve never fvcked a yoga master, have you?"

obviously the book is a bit more well written, but thats not the point.

I know this is obviously the wrong place to ask this question, but can anoyne here attest to the "power of a yoga master"?

Personally, its something I've always wondered, just havent gotten around to *doing it*
yet...


:laugh:


*edit* fixed hot physicist's
 
My wife practices Yoga, but is not a 'master'...
I would guess that any meditational technique would increase ones enjoyment of sex.

Sounds like an interesting research topic....
 
remember she untied herself using those yoga techiques. and isn't it Vittoria Vetra? damn langdon always scores with the hot chicks.
 
i think A&D > Da Vinci Code

i like all that illumati brotherhood stuff.

but the bloodline plot in DVC was like OMGBBQ.

but getting back to point, yoga master > *
 
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