"Yoda fighting in Episode II was gay"

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Anyone with more than one braincell knows that SW sucks anyway.

P.S. NEF

P.P.S. LOTR rox SW!

 

[thereds]

Originally posted by: Renob
Its time for a bare buttocks spanking:Q

and pics of that.

Thank you.

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: thereds

Originally posted by: Renob
Its time for a bare buttocks spanking:Q

and pics of that.

Thank you.

 

[UCDznutz]

the scene was pretty cheesy

 

[jjones]

The whole EP II was gay, why would the Yoda scene be any different.

 

[xospec1alk]

IMO it wasn't thaaaat great...

 

[Cougar]

Originally posted by: notfred
My girlfriend's sister just said that. :|

Taking suggestions as to what to do to her now...

Oh that is so not right. Kill her. Better yet, have her shaved, sterlized and destroyed. Have your girlfriend break all ties with her family and move a million miles away.

Serisouly, this girl's messed up in the head. She's a threat to society and must be removed.

 

[SaltBoy]

Don't worry NotFred, unlike some thread crappers, I thought the Yoda fighting was pretty awesome. It was too short, in fact.

As to what to do with your girlfriend's sister... ummm... is a threesome too much? :Q:Q

 

[DeafeningSilence]

Originally posted by: IcemanJer

Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
attack her with your "lightsaber."

does it glow in the dark?

I believe that there are, uh, "add-ons" that provide this functionality.

 

[Soulflare]

The scene was lame.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: notfred
My girlfriend's sister just said that. :| Taking suggestions as to what to do to her now...

I totally agree with her. Maybe for different reasons, but I found that battle so lame I almost stopped watching the movie.

 

[Beau]

Tell her: "Nope! Wrong answer! The correct answer is 'who really gives a sh!t!'"

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

It's called the Force. He can use it.... No need to use it for walking around when he doesn't have to.

Why can't he use the force to walk upright then? Is there a limit on how much force you can use in a day? Does he have to recharge the force every time he uses it?

Dooku was a good fighter too? Obviously better than Yoda if he got away without a scratch. Is this how Star Wars is supposed to be with Dooku being the mightiest Jedi ever? Gay!

What would Yoda do with a full size lightsaber? Hit people with it. It's more range and centripital force. anakin is shorter than Obiwan but he uses the same size lightsaber. You're saying they custom make them according to height, right?

All that stupid karate posing Yoda did made me wince.

 

[Rio Rebel]

Anyone with more than one braincell knows that SW sucks anyway.

Just when you forget about the low quality of middle school education, one of these little wankers comes along to remind you...

 

[LemonHead]

Yeah, it was a bit on the lame side....I think the entire move would have been better if Lucas didn't direct it. He should just stick to coming up with the creative ideas and let someone else direct.


Just my $.02

 

[poopaskoopa]

It was cute and funny in a way, but yeah, Darth Maul would whup his ass...

 

[MazerRackham]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Um, tell her she's right? That was pretty gay.

1. He hobbles in on a cane, then starts spinning and flipping through the air, then picks his cane back up and continues hobbling.
2. He's flying around like a coked-out chimp, but doesn't at any time come close to even nicking the guy.
3. The choreography for the fight was straight cheasy 80's kung-foo B movie all the way.
4. What's with the mini lightsaber? Do other Jedi carry those things around like pocket knifes?

I totally agree. I thought that whole scene was very gay. I knew it was going to happen, but it still made me cringe to watch it. Yoda played himself.

 

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: notfred
My girlfriend's sister just said that. :|

Taking suggestions as to what to do to her now...

Pat her on the back and compliment her intelligence.