Yo whattup Holmes?...Names B....J.B.

GasX

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Yo, I be wanting a Gin'n'Juice and don't be stirrin' it!

edit: The world is NOT ready for a black Jams Bond. James Bond is a stuffy white Englishman you stupid eeeediot!
 
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There will never be a black James Bond - and definitely not "P.Diddy" or whatever that no-talent assclown calls himself these days.

- M4H
 

CVSiN

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Oh hell no...
not only hell no but..
No fuvcking way on earth would I ever go see or buy another James Bond Movie if this ever happened..

fvck R&B and rappers...

I hope they choose Colin farrel as thats who peirce has talked to about it.. and a young bond might be really good.
 

notfred

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James Bond is English! Even if he were black, he'd have to be black with an English accent. and he can't be "J Dawg" or "50 pence" or "I made up my own name because I'm an idiot". He is just "James Bond".
 

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There will never be a black James Bond - and definitely not "P.Diddy" or whatever that no-talent assclown calls himself these days.

- M4H

:thumbsup:
 

rh71

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I always thought it was "homes" and not "holmes"... you know.. short for homey.
 

PoPPeR

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silly rabits, there are no black people in england!

seeing as how downhill the series has gone, does this even surprise anyone?
 

PanzerIV

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First, Bond is white and any notions of changing that are absurd. Changing the CIA agent and Bond's friend Felix Liter from black to white in a few movies (sp??) is fine because he's not a central character. To make things worse I couldn't think of a worse black Bond than P. Didiot as it is.

The Bond franchise has slowly degenerated and if this were to go through that would be the final nail in the coffin for me, if not the movie going audience. What an asshat.
 

GoingUp

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There will never be a black James Bond - and definitely not "P.Diddy" or whatever that no-talent assclown calls himself these days.

- M4H

Well they have a black catwoman, and beyonce is playing a black lois lane in the next superman
 

Confused

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There will never be a black James Bond - and definitely not "P.Diddy" or whatever that no-talent assclown calls himself these days.

- M4H

:beer::thumbsup:
 

Doggiedog

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Originally posted by: notfred
James Bond is English! Even if he were black, he'd have to be black with an English accent. and he can't be "J Dawg" or "50 pence" or "I made up my own name because I'm an idiot". He is just "James Bond".

50 Pence!

LOL!

J Hound would sound nice ;)
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There will never be a black James Bond - and definitely not "P.Diddy" or whatever that no-talent assclown calls himself these days.

- M4H

Well they have a black catwoman, and beyonce is playing a black lois lane in the next superman

Oh hell no...

thats It im boycotting that movie too..
Lois Lane is WHITE and HOT.. beyonce is well black and NOT...

well then again... margot Kidder was far from hot in superman...

sigh..
if I were clark kent id be like HELL NO what happened to the hotty from smallville
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: PanzerIV
First, Bond is white and any notions of changing that are absurd. Changing the CIA agent and Bond's friend Felix Liter from black to white in a few movies (sp??) is fine because he's not a central character. To make things worse I couldn't think of a worse black Bond than P. Didiot as it is.

The Bond franchise has slowly degenerated and if this were to go through that would be the final nail in the coffin for me, if not the movie going audience. What an asshat.

Yeah, the best Felix Leiter was Jack Lord in Dr. No. Best Bond ever was Sean Connery.

Still, I think this is just a publicity stunt. No way will P. What-the-fvck ever he calls himself will ever play that role.
 

BRObedoza

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I think it's great that when a rapper is involved in anything, people just start shouting out ebonic phrases and whatnot.

Have you guys ever heard Puff Daddy speak? He's a very well educated and smart businessman.

The idea of him being James Bond, however, stinks. If he's going for a James Bond type role, he should just produce his own role instead of trying to take over James Bond.
 

OpalFrost98GT

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Well... let me say this.. as much as you guys don't like P' Diddy.. He OWNS YOU $$$ wise. Do a little research on his background and his achievements before knocking him as an assclown.
 

Deeko

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'holmes' is a hispanic term.

P Diddy is not puerto rican. He might say 'cuz' or 'dawg' or 'jawnz'...but not holmes.
 

Darkstar757

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There will never be a black James Bond - and definitely not "P.Diddy" or whatever that no-talent assclown calls himself these days.

- M4H

WOW

How racist

:disgust:
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Darkstar757
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There will never be a black James Bond - and definitely not "P.Diddy" or whatever that no-talent assclown calls himself these days.

- M4H

WOW

How racist

:disgust:
You better get some anti-inflammatories for the joint pain you will have from all the knee jerk reactions to an affront on a person of color...

:roll: