Yo Momma so fat.......

[MazerRackham]

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mamma so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mamma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application!

 

[Jhill]

Yo Momma so fat I burned my ass on the lightbulb when I got on her to have sex.

 

[LeetViet]

lol

 

[Zim Hosein]

This thread is funny as h*ll!

Keep 'em coming!

 

[v3rrv3]

There was a few good ones in The Last Boy Scout from what I remember but I forgot all but one:

Your momma's so fat, when i wanna have sex I slap her thigh and let the wave take me.

- Kevin

 

[merlocka]

Your momma in a wheelchair, screaming I AIN'T STANDIN FOR THIS SH!T!!!

Your momma in Church, wearing a T-shirt that says WHO FARTED?

MY OTHER CAR IS YOUR MOMMA

Your momma such a ho, I woulda been your Daddy if I had correct change.

 

[RedRooster]

...why do you always have to say these things behind her back? Well, I'd say them to her face, but my car only has a half a tank of gas!

 

[Nocturnal]

MOAR!

 

[FoBoT]

yo momma jokes are prohibited in my daughters 5th grade class

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Yo momma so fat, smaller fat people orbit around her

Yo momma so fat, she got taken over by a militia and is now the republic of yo momma.