Yo Momma so fat.......

[FFactory0x]

Anyone got any good Yo Momma jokes.

Here i go.


- Yo Momma's so fat that when she takes a bath she leaves a ring around the lake.
- Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
- Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

 

[79Blazer]

Yo Momma so fat when she wore a Malcolm X shirt a helicoptor thought it was a landing pad.
Yo Momma so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.
Yo Momma so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop to her just so the puppy would play with her.

 

[bleeb]

- Yo momma like Nintendo, she's always getting played!

 

[ThePresence]

Yo momma's like a Pepsi machine. Stick in a quarter out comes the next generation!
Yo momma's like train tracks, she's layin' all over the country!

 

[moonshinemadness]

Yo momma so fat each butt cheek has its own area code.
Yo momma so fat the local government employ her as a round-a-bout

 

[FFactory0x]

Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

 

[rudder]

Yo momma is so fat that after I had sex with her I rolled over twice and was still on top.

 

[thenerdguy]

Yo Momma so funky she used secret and it told on her.
Yo Momma so fat every time she goes out side she has to look out for waling ships.
Yo Momma so freaky she walked by the toilet and it flushed on its own.

 

[axelfox]

Yo momma so crazy she makes pi look rational
Yo momma so fat, at school she sat next to EVERYBODY
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE

 

[Monoman]

omg... loll

 

[Rufio]

yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo momma so fat she fell in love and couldn't get out.

 

[maziwanka]

Yo momma so crazy she makes pi look rational

hahahahahahahaa. awesomely geeky.

 

[KK]

You momma so loose, that when she sits on a stool, she hits the floor.

KK

 

[HiTek21]

Yo Momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a dollar and made four quarters

 

[Rufio]

yo momma's so massive, she's more dense than a neutron star!

 

[JoPh]

......even lord jezo wont make love to her!

 

[ISAslot]

Your mamma so fat trains stop for her.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

yo mamma's so fat, she's got NASA probes all over her.

 

[FFactory0x]

lol

 

[geno]

your mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
your mama's so fat, and you're so poor, that when she walked into your house, all four tires popped

 

[Black88GTA]

Yo momma's like a refrigerator-everyone puts their meat inside

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose

Yo momma's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her

Yo momma's ass so bony, she put her panties on and cut em in half

Yo momma's so fat, when she puts on BVDs, they spell out "Boulevard"

Yo momma's so fat she sweats Crisco

 

[Lager]

Yo momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.
Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made four quarters.
Yo momma so fat, she bleeds gravy.
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks out her head and says ding dong.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Thread over.

- M4H

 

[ManSnake]

yo mama so lazy she thinks a 2 income family means yo daddy has two jobs.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Yo momma so fat it takes two rings to bind her.