yo momma joke

[Cal166]

Yo Momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL.

🙂

 

[zanieladie]

You momma is so stupid that she put paper on the tv screen and called it Pay-Per-View. (You know..."paper view")

*sigh*

 

[JohnAn2112]

Yo mama so dark, when she went to night class, they marked her absent.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Yo mamma is just like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in a gutter, and then comes back for more.

 

[lightpants]

Yo mama so fat, when she backs up she goes "beep, beep, beep"

 

[S Freud]

I read all three pages...

Then died a little inside 🙁

 

[JDrake]

lol

 

[archiloco]

Originally posted by: S Freud
I read all three pages...

Then died a little inside 🙁

for me the answer was "lived a little" inside hehe

 

[bryantp]

Yo momma likes a screen door ....
The harder you slam her, the looser she gets.

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: bryantp
Yo momma likes a screen door ....
The harder you slam her, the looser she gets.

lol isn't everyone like that

 

[SlitheryDee]

Yo mama got so many rolls she's gotta screw on her underwear.

 

[Ulfwald]

Yo momma so fat that if she wears a T Shirt with an "X" on it, they try to land helicopters on her.

 

[scott916]

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of the baby incubator

 

[RightIsWrong]

Yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

 

[nutxo]

your momma has her nose in her mouth so she can smell me comin..

( dont ask me, I heard it when I was 15 or something.)

 

[GeneValgene]

you momma so dumb, that on her job application where it said 'Sign Here', she wrote down 'Sagitarrius'

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: archiloco

Originally posted by: S Freud
I read all three pages...

Then died a little inside 🙁

for me the answer was "lived a little" inside hehe

QFT me too.

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
you momma so dumb, that on her job application where it said 'Sign Here', she wrote down 'Sagitarrius'

lol

 

[jtvang125]

Yo momma got a glass eye. Talkin about how she can see clearly now.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
you momma so dumb, that on her job application where it said 'Sign Here', she wrote down 'Sagitarrius'

And under 'sex' she wrote 'Monday, Wednesday and sometimes Saturdays too'

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ballmode
0/100000000000

Not a good score. 🙁

 

[Reel]

heh. 1/10

 

[MacGuffin]

My Favorite:
Your Momma is so cheap that when I threw a cigarette butt on her floor, she said, "Clap your hands and Stomp your feet. Praise the Lord, We Got Heat!"

Your Momma is so fat that the horse on her Ralph Lauren T-Shirt is life-size.

Your Momma is so ugly that when she goes to the bank, they turn all the security cameras off.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Yo momma's so old that when I told that spandex-wearing skank to act her age, the bitch dropped dead.

Worst joke in the history of mankind

 

[Tig Ol Bitties]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Yo momma so fat that if she wears a T Shirt with an "X" on it, they try to land helicopters on her.

LOL