Originally posted by: Jeter4MVP
Yo dude whats the deal.... i hooked up with this virgin chick (18 years old). anyways she is a virgin by all accounts i heard and she jerked me off and i fingered her, but thats as far as it went.
The girl and her friends were still in HS so they left around midnight. later that night this guy calls me and tried to start with me so i just turned off my phone cause i was out and having a good time.
just listened to my messages and this dude is crazy. he said he was gonna kill me....
Also the chick called me amd left me a message and wanted to chill sunday afternoon..
Yo dawg, yo gotta respect the rules of the turf yo playin at, you know this hoe fo real?
Sucka might have been scoutin on her ass fo years dawg and in you come and steal his thunder, that's not cool dawg, ****** like that will end you up with a cap in yo ass man.
So do what you have to do now, you got the challenge, be a man dawg, take the sucker out, only way to play it is to play it like a player.
And by all means dear sir, be sure to pollute your mind with some more of whatever it is you have been taking, it's obviously doing wonders for your advanced thinking skills.
And with that i wish you a grand day dear sir.