YMMV: Attend a local black church and get paid

[Nitemare]

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Now this is what I'm talking about, the last bastione of segregation, churches. If you have not attended an all-black/old school Southern Baptist church, I would urge you to give it a try. I attended one once, and I came this || close to throwing away my agnostic beliefs.

 

[Jzero]

$5/hr that's like $50 for one service! What a deal!

 

[Gunslinger08]

Originally posted by: Jzero
$5/hr that's like $50 for one service! What a deal!

The hell? Where do services last 10 hours? Screw Jesus, he needs to pay me overtime for 10 hours in one day.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: joshsquall

Originally posted by: Jzero
$5/hr that's like $50 for one service! What a deal!

The hell? Where do services last 10 hours? Screw Jesus, he needs to pay me overtime for 10 hours in one day.

LOL. I was exaggerating, but most of the "gospel" services I've been to have wound on for 3+ hours. After about the 42nd chorus of "He Reigns Forever,"I find myself praying for the hook to come out

 

[TJN23]

i believe this needs to be moved to the HOT DEALS forum

 

[SaltBoy]

Where's RossMan when you need him?

 

[TJN23]

it'd be hilarious if jokersmoker posted it with the classic

"text
enjoy
jokersmoker"

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: TJN23
it'd be hilarious if jokersmoker posted it with the classic

"text
enjoy
jokersmoker"

LOL! :beer:

 

[Ciber]

I dont think i could be paid enough to step foot in a church ever again......

I hate the damn things....

/me has flashbacks of being dragged into church as a child....


Just thinking about how boring that was... makes me want to cry all over again.......

 

[mchammer187]

does this apply to asian ppl?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: mchammer187
does this apply to asian ppl?

I don't think they have Asian people way down in the bayou. You might get even more...this is why I said YMMV, call before you go and see how much they are willing to pay and ask if they will pricematch The Church of Holiest down in Mayfield.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: mchammer187
does this apply to asian ppl?

I don't think they have Asian people way down in the bayou. You might get even more...this is why I said YMMV, call before you go and see how much they are willing to pay and ask if they will pricematch The Church of Holiest down in Mayfield.

Write the coupon code "SAVEDSAVINGS" on a slip of paper and leave it in the offering basket for a free gift with your $100 purchase!

I think I just broke the no coupon rule.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: joshsquall

Originally posted by: Jzero
$5/hr that's like $50 for one service! What a deal!

The hell? Where do services last 10 hours? Screw Jesus, he needs to pay me overtime for 10 hours in one day.

It just seems like it's a mind numbing 10 hours!