Yipes! Why is my son making all that noise in his room?

[PaperclipGod]

He never used to make a lot of noise. I have a mind to walk in and see what all the commotion is about!

 

[HonkeyDonk]

what kind of noises?

and how old is he?

 

[MrDingleDangle]

worst parady thread ever?

 

[PaperclipGod]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
what kind of noises?

and how old is he?

It almost sounds like he's in pain! As a good mother, i have to go check. I'll be back shortly.

 

[Platypus]

Go help him out, he's trying to pull it off.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

With you as a parent, he's probably trying to get as far away from you as possible, maybe he's building a spider-hole.

 

[PaperclipGod]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
With you as a parent, he's probably trying to get as far away from you as possible, maybe he's building a spider-hole.

LOL 😀

 

[Evadman]

oh please.

 

[BigKev]

He's milking the lizard.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Is this in relation to the Why did my son take a shower thread?

Oh yeah, maybe he discovered his special purpose, hehe

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

maybe he got glue on it thinking it would make it a smoother process and his hand is glued to his dick

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
maybe he got glue on it thinking it would make it a smoother process and his hand is glued to his dick

That doesnt actually happen in real life you know

Unless your Evadman...

 

[PaperclipGod]

It's OK everyone, don't worry!

I went up to check on him, and he was just under his covers reading a book!

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
worst parady thread ever?

yea?

 

[Ameesh]

he must be killing his siblings in his room

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: PaperclipGod
It's OK everyone, don't worry!

I went up to check on him, and he was just under his covers reading a book!

Prûn!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
maybe he got glue on it thinking it would make it a smoother process and his hand is glued to his dick

That doesnt actually happen in real life you know

Unless your Evadman...

It's from a movie...

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

learn from the best

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: PaperclipGod
It's OK everyone, don't worry!

I went up to check on him, and he was just under his covers reading a book!

Thats the excuse kids use now?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
worst parady thread ever?

 

[PaperclipGod]

Aren't parody threads supposed to be really awful? 😕

 

[MonkeyloveGood]

not funny

 

[ohtwell]

He'll probably need to take a shower when he gets done! 😉😛


: ) Amanda

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
maybe he got glue on it thinking it would make it a smoother process and his hand is glued to his dick

That doesnt actually happen in real life you know

Unless your Evadman...

It's from a movie...

Uhh, it's BLATANTLY OBVIOUS DannyBoy knew you were talking about American Pie II.. damn.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
maybe he got glue on it thinking it would make it a smoother process and his hand is glued to his dick

That doesnt actually happen in real life you know

Unless your Evadman...

It's from a movie...

Yes...

Granny Fvcker..