Girls are both frequently dumb, often oversensitive, and mostly boring.
-- Hotchic
See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fvck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock.
--ElFenix (
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1261868)
I'm addicted to pr0n, cheetos, and my d!ck is orange. I'm suing!
-- rickn
I just took a crap that meant more to society than your post just did
-- SackOfAllTrades
Don't forget today's special physics lesson from our brainy babes entitled, "Muons, Gluons, Stickons, and Strapons: Particle Physic's Dirty Little Secret".
--Ohiodude
Well I think you could have figured it out after the second sentence. What did you honestly expect? I bunch of Easter Bunnies jump in my apartment, give me candy and kick me in the nuts?
-- MAME (
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1248817)
Last year our toilet was stopped up and I was plunging it and by God it just would not unstop, and before I knew it I was plunging like mad with fecal water flying around the bathroom, in a fury of plunging. It was quite a mess, but it was funny even while I was doing it.
--Skoorb (
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1248817)
"She isn't the brightest lightbulb in the drawer"
-- ISO
"Nor the broken ones in the landfills"
-- Nitemare
The liberals have to hijack this country, all the conservatives are off hijacking Iraq
-- PipBoy
The audiophile population of ATOT will be here en masse to pimpslap the Stupid out of you. Please hold.
-- moonshinemadness
You can't drill a hole through to the other side. If you puncture the earth, all the gravity will escape.
-- XZeroII
I respect a man who can roll a seemingly-innocent thread up to the edge of moral oblivion.....and kick it right over that edge.
-- Fausto1
You sound like someone who is sexually frustrated. Did you catch your hand cheating on you?
-- Red Dawn
I'm serious... when I unzip my fly I want to hear angels singing in the background, watch the clouds open up and shine a ray of pure light on my crotch, and see Jesus himself lean down from the clouds and give Mr. Winky the thumbs up before I'd ever consider something like the peter-piercing.
-- ThaGrandCow
"Silly, there is no sun. That's the Holy Maglite of God. The bodies of the Nonbelievers are used to fuel its Everlasting Flame."
-- MercenaryForHire
"I shall from this point forward refer to fat chicks as simply 'D cells.' "
-- iwearnosox
Estrogen is liquid satan
-- Feldenak
English is the result of Norman soldiers attempting to pick up Anglo-Saxon barmaids, and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.
-- H. Beam Piper
Yeah, that dragon looks pretty devastating and ruthless... I bet he gets his ass kicked everyday by all the other dragons.
It's probably gay.
--Electric Amish (
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1025675&FTVAR_MSGDBTABLE=arc)
"Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas ... And, the ninjas are all on fire, too."
What, a pussy besides yours getting all the attention bothers you?
-Geekbabe to xmellyx on cats
europe is a bunch of pansy ass surrender monkeys
--ElFenix
"You are the whitest black guy I've ever seen." - WinkOsmosis to NFS4
Congratulations, you're pussy-whipped. Want a :cookie; - or is that your job to bake them?
- M4H
I think my keyboard is broken, it must be typing invisible letters
-creedog
What the hell do you expect from an online community of computer nerds who need to google how to undo a bra?
--Minendo
Was that your pee face, because the spot I'm swimming in is suspicously warm
--iwearnosox
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