A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of
drinkers.
He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give five-hundred
American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness
back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves.
Fifteen minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps
the Texan on the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 pint glasses drinking them all
back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer him on as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me
askin', where did ya go for that 15 minutes you was gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see
if I could do it first."
drinkers.
He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give five-hundred
American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness
back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves.
Fifteen minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps
the Texan on the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 pint glasses drinking them all
back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer him on as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me
askin', where did ya go for that 15 minutes you was gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see
if I could do it first."
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