Yet another MTG Thread -- Crazy Is As Crazy Does

[iRONic]

Man I’d Love’ta Forget

 

[Tsinni Dave]

MTG is a perfect example of mediocre.

That's a really, really low bar for mediocre. Like accidentally trip over the bar low. Paint that sucker hazard yellow low. Declare it unsafe until the problem is fixed low.

 

[Tsinni Dave]

Couldn't find this in blonde sorry! 😉

Uncanny. Thank you.

 

[Captante]

That's a really, really low bar for mediocre. Like accidentally trip over the bar low. Paint that sucker hazard yellow low. Declare it unsafe until the problem is fixed low.

Mediocre is BARELY adequate, however it IS "adequate". 😉

MTG is very much IN-adequate and thus is not even "mediocre". 😛

 

[soundforbjt]

Would you guys consider her a MILF?

Sorry, but I’m not into beastiality.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

She’s not bad looking in the bar fly sense.
I imagine her as a woman who drinks a lot and is simply loud & irritating at the bar but also commands attention.

 

[kage69]

She’s not bad looking in the bar fly sense.
I imagine her as a woman who drinks a lot and is simply loud & irritating at the bar but also commands attention.

She commands the stench of treason, that's for sure. Which in her case, smells a lot like dead fish and pennies I bet.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

She’s not bad looking in the bar fly sense.

Maybe the back room of a biker bar.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

She commands the stench of treason, that's for sure. Which in her case, smells a lot like dead fish and pennies I bet.

The Revolutionary War started and was planned from bar rooms…

Maybe the back room of a biker bar.

Absolutely

 

[HomerJS]

She’s not bad looking in the bar fly sense.
I imagine her as a woman who drinks a lot and is simply loud & irritating at the bar but also commands attention.

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

haha I’ve been saving that joke for decades. I am glad you got to use it.

 

[HomerJS]

haha I’ve been saving that joke for decades. I am glad you got to use it.

I would say Gaetz hit that but she's 32 years too old.

 

[Amol S.]

I would say Gaetz hit that but she's 32 years too old.

If Gatez were to become president, one thing we can predict for certain is a Monica Lewinsky happening all over again. But rather this time around, the DNA evidence would not be a cum stained jacket, but rather the DNA of the fetus in a female White House intern.

 

[kage69]

Smug bitch lying put to music

https://imgur.com/gsVgUnY

 

[cytg111]

Wouldnt it be funny if troll is off the hook cause she cant spell martial?

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[trenchfoot]

Well, Trump did anoint Marj, so what could go wrong with that, huh?

I really do wonder if there are still enough Trump infected nutjobs in her district for her to pull off a reelection now that she's shown her yokel constituency what a liability she is to them and their party writ large.

But then screaming out all of those ridiculous Q authored hoax conspiracies while modeling herself as THE champion supporter of 2A rights did get her to DC in the first place so more of the same should probably make up for her losing all of her committee assignments, right? /s

 

[zinfamous]

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

nice. But it was better when Jeffry Ross said: "I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick!"


(Bea Arthur looked displeased.)

 

[zinfamous]

Smug bitch lying put to music

https://imgur.com/gsVgUnY

Remember when Hillary agreed to sit in front of those pieces of shit for 12 hours straight, actually answering all of their questions without a single "I don't remember," and precisely zero crimes ever being revealed? That was interesting.

I wonder why Republicans always have to "not remember" when put under the same spotlight in order to "reveal no crimes," for a fraction of that time, and always claim they are victims, anyway.

It's really interesting.

 

[m8d]

I wonder how much Neanderthal DNA she has?

 

[Pens1566]

I wonder how much Neanderthal DNA she has? View attachment 60816

All of it, and what she was missing originally she got "donated" from the crossfit randos she cuck'd her husband with.

 

[Shamrock]

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

But I would with your's!

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

If you thump her(?) with an ugly stick, does the ugly stick get uglier?

 

[Tsinni Dave]

I wonder how much Neanderthal DNA she has? View attachment 60816

Only the worst parts. The one on the right has more lifelike eyes for a start.

 

[cytg111]

So. Next virus we design we'll target caveman DNA.
Lets get on that. Stat.

 

[trenchfoot]

I wonder how much Neanderthal DNA she has? View attachment 60816

So MTG must be the one on the left, right? I'm just WAG'in here. I mean, they looks so much alike the only clue I had going for me was I recall she has blond hair.