thomsbrain
Lifer
As I just wrote to the editor of the local newspaper's traffic column:
Dear Mr Roadshow,
The reason for this afternoon's traffic jam on southbound Highway 17 was a new one to me: A giant llama, dressed in a fetching green sweater, standing on the shoulder next to a dangerously stopped minivan advertising llama services. My question is if the llama actually RIDES in the minivan (there was no trailer). And the next logical questions: What does the minivan smell like? Could the smell be responsible for the minivan pulling over in such a dangerous spot? (When you have to go, you have to go... even in the minivan.) Does the llama wear green to avoid gang affiliation? Does the llama have a seat belt? Do llamas get provisional driver's licenses when they turn 16? Can you get a DUI for riding a llama while drunk?
No, I did not make this up.
Your faithful reader,
(thomsbrain)
Obligatory Llama Google Image Search
Dear Mr Roadshow,
The reason for this afternoon's traffic jam on southbound Highway 17 was a new one to me: A giant llama, dressed in a fetching green sweater, standing on the shoulder next to a dangerously stopped minivan advertising llama services. My question is if the llama actually RIDES in the minivan (there was no trailer). And the next logical questions: What does the minivan smell like? Could the smell be responsible for the minivan pulling over in such a dangerous spot? (When you have to go, you have to go... even in the minivan.) Does the llama wear green to avoid gang affiliation? Does the llama have a seat belt? Do llamas get provisional driver's licenses when they turn 16? Can you get a DUI for riding a llama while drunk?
No, I did not make this up.
Your faithful reader,
(thomsbrain)
Obligatory Llama Google Image Search
