yet another joke thread

[MaverickBP]

Haha I actually rather enjoyed the chicken coop one

 

[CityShrimp]

I like corny jokes! post more plz!

And I was expecting alot more out of that long story :/

 

[alfa147x]

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
I like corny jokes! post more plz!

And I was expecting alot more out of that long story :/

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.

After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.

"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"

"Steve''s wife gave it to me!"

"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"

another:....

President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public know what was on his mind.

He started strongly, "The American People must know that I am wholly fit, capable, and prepared to serve this nation as commander-in-chief. And I say to those people who believe that I don't have a mind of my own..." Bush said and froze. He looked over at Cheney and whispered, "Dick, what do I say to them again...?"

 

[KillyKillall]

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.

After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.

"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"

"Steve''s wife gave it to me!"

"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"

am I slow? i don't get it.

 

[honkee]

What do you call a dude with no jokes?

confused

 

[ArchCenturion]

Originally posted by: confused1234
heres my favorite one
Can I be your derivative? Cuz I wanna be tangent to all your curves.

aww fvck yea im keepin this one!!! 11/10 new pick up line to all the pretty engineering girls!!



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Better Nate than Lever!!...

Bwahhahahahahahahah im gonna go shoot myself now.

 

[alfa147x]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.

After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.

"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"

"Steve''s wife gave it to me!"

"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"

am I slow? i don't get it.

I don't either, nor does the person who read it to me....

 

[ArchCenturion]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.

After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.

"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"

"Steve''s wife gave it to me!"

"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"

am I slow? i don't get it.

Im not sure i get it either. Im kinda thinkin that Steves wife encourged him to be drunk while at work or something.

 

[ForumMaster]

dude, give it up. all jokes you've posted thus are anything but funny.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: confused1234
what does the little mermaid wear?
an algae bra.

I thought it was a play on the word algebra as in math.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: alfa147x

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
I like corny jokes! post more plz!

And I was expecting alot more out of that long story :/

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.

After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.

"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"

"Steve''s wife gave it to me!"

"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"

another:....

President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public know what was on his mind.

He started strongly, "The American People must know that I am wholly fit, capable, and prepared to serve this nation as commander-in-chief. And I say to those people who believe that I don't have a mind of my own..." Bush said and froze. He looked over at Cheney and whispered, "Dick, what do I say to them again...?"

wtf?