Yet Another Floriduh Man

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2021-03-18/bicyclist-falls-to-death-trying-to-beat-miami-drawbridge

They seem to grow them extra dumb.

 

[dank69]

I doubt this even passes for news in FL.

Hey Lennie, how was your morning shift?
Oh, you know, same old same old. Oh, you know that guy who always jumps the drawbridge on his bike?
The guy with the hot pants?
No, the other one with the red shirt. He didn't make it today.
Not again...
Yep, but this time he wasn't so lucky.
Here comes hot pants now.
$50 says he ends up in the ambulance with red shirt...

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Guess they ran out and had to import one from Texas.

Texas man facing hate crime charges after allegedly using racial slurs during altercation

A Texas man was charged with a hate crime after allegedly saying racial slurs and punching a man during an altercation in Florida.Wade Anton, 54, was visiting Okaloosa Island, Fla., last week, when…

thehill.com

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

You've just GOT to see this guy's picture.

Florida Man Flying Trump Flag Accused of Vandalizing Pride Intersection

"We're now living in an age where people feel empowered to go out and deface a synagogue, or a mosque or this week, a memorial to the LGBTQ pride community," said Rand Hoch, president of the Palm Beach County Human Rights Council.

www.newsweek.com

 

[soundforbjt]

You've just GOT to see this guy's picture.

Florida Man Flying Trump Flag Accused of Vandalizing Pride Intersection

"We're now living in an age where people feel empowered to go out and deface a synagogue, or a mosque or this week, a memorial to the LGBTQ pride community," said Rand Hoch, president of the Palm Beach County Human Rights Council.

www.newsweek.com

Trump loves the uneducated.