Yet another Brutuskend JOKE...

[geno]

...by geno

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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!"

 

[GoodToGo]

oops

 

[BigJ]

haha, a good classic one, but i coulda sworn that it ended with the wife telling him that the convict thinks he has a nice arse, not that hes cute

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

LOL!

 

[yakko]

haha

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: BigJ2078
haha, a good classic one, but i coulda sworn that it ended with the wife telling him that the convict thinks he has a nice arse, not that hes cute

Yep, thats how it originally went, I think.

<== laughing monkey dance

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: geno
...by geno

:

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just asked me where the Vaseline is"

Thats the way I heard it