Yet another borrowed joke: Speeding

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Lifer
Apr 8, 2000
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A couple had been debating about buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a
truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through
traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said, "Look, I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just
a few seconds. My birthday is coming up, so surprise me!"

He did just that.....he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has
seen or heard from him since.