This policemen pulls over a car for speeding. He walks up and notices that the driver is a blond female.
"Is there a problem officer?" she asks
"You were speeding," he tells her. "Can I see your registration please."
"Whhh whhh whhats that?
"It is the document that says you legally own this car."
"where would I find it?"
"Probably in your glove box."
She checks the glove box and pulls out a piece of paper 'Is this it?"
"That will do, can I see your license please."
"Whh whhh whhhats that?"
"It is the document that says you can legally drive in this state."
"Where would I find it?"
"Probably in your purse."
She checks her purse, pulls out a piece of paper. "Is this it?"
"Yeah, hold on a second."
The officer heads back to his car and calls his sergeant. "Sarge you are not going to believe this. I have this blond pulled over who doesn't know anything. She doesn't know what a license is or what a registration is."
"Oh that is Mary, we have pulled her over before." said the sergeant.
"What do you want me to do?"
"Unzip your zipper and walk back to her car with your thing out."
"Did I hear you right, did you say unzip my pants and walk back to her car with my thing out."
"yes, trust me on this one."
"You are the Sarg, I guess you know best."
The policemen unzipped his pants and walked back to the car with his member out.
The blond looked up and said, "oh no, not another breathalyzer."
"Is there a problem officer?" she asks
"You were speeding," he tells her. "Can I see your registration please."
"Whhh whhh whhats that?
"It is the document that says you legally own this car."
"where would I find it?"
"Probably in your glove box."
She checks the glove box and pulls out a piece of paper 'Is this it?"
"That will do, can I see your license please."
"Whh whhh whhhats that?"
"It is the document that says you can legally drive in this state."
"Where would I find it?"
"Probably in your purse."
She checks her purse, pulls out a piece of paper. "Is this it?"
"Yeah, hold on a second."
The officer heads back to his car and calls his sergeant. "Sarge you are not going to believe this. I have this blond pulled over who doesn't know anything. She doesn't know what a license is or what a registration is."
"Oh that is Mary, we have pulled her over before." said the sergeant.
"What do you want me to do?"
"Unzip your zipper and walk back to her car with your thing out."
"Did I hear you right, did you say unzip my pants and walk back to her car with my thing out."
"yes, trust me on this one."
"You are the Sarg, I guess you know best."
The policemen unzipped his pants and walked back to the car with his member out.
The blond looked up and said, "oh no, not another breathalyzer."
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