When I was at a pre-college program, my roommate (he was a d!ck) ate some tacos that didn't agree with him and had this explosive sh!t all over a stall. It was kinda funny because he took out the entire roll (probably wiped himself off and ran) and just dumped it in the toilet. After everyone on the floor was thoroughly grossed out and pissed at whoever did it, he admitted it and was even more ostracized

. At that same program, my RA told me about one kid that did that except he also had some sort of open hemorrhaging going on and ended up spraying bloody sh!t all over the walls. The kid then opened the door and was like "I don't feel so good" and the RA thought the kid like exploded or something haha.