Yes, you too can get Peyton Manning at your Sweet Sixteen Birthday Party for a mere $200k!

[Queasy]

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So, less than a month after you've won the Super Bowl, you've got a bevy of entertainment options and endorsement opportunities. Or, you can just ignore both and sleep on a beach somewhere, maybe make out with balding country music stars your wife, just take it easy.

Or: You can accept $200,000 to show up at a Sweet Sixteen party.

According to one of the (anonymous) party attendees, Manning spent the past weekend as the main attraction at a girl's Sweet Sixteen party; he was rumored to have been paid $200 grand for a two-hour appearance. (Cedric the Entertainer was also there, which must have been confusing, since "The Entertainer" is also Peyton's nickname.)

According to an attendee:

"The first hour was the actual birthday ceremony which included Manning hiding behind a cake with a baker's hat on, then Manning took off the hat and surprised the birthday girl and the rest of the crowd. The second hour was Peyton standing next to a background and a professional photographer, where the entire party lined up to take pictures with him one by one. The pictures were printed and framed and given to the guests as they left."

We're sorry, but if you want Daddy to hire someone famous to attend your Sweet 16 party, and you pick Peyton Manning ... you're the lamest teenager we've ever seen. We love that of all the people in the above photo, Peyton's the one who looks like he's going through his awkward phase.

Some more pictures from the evening are after the jump.

 

[edtsui]

I'm waiting for the day he turns to a camera during an actual game and holds up some orbits gum or something with that sparkle sound and then a twinkle in his teeth.

 

[BornStar]

Looks like I'm going to have to confiscate my wife's check book. She loves Peyton Manning.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I think I'll just pay 15k for this.

 

[Slick5150]

What's up with the "balding county music stars" joke? Did I miss something?

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Slick5150
What's up with the "balding county music stars" joke? Did I miss something?

I didn't get that one either...

 

[paulxcook]

If I was making his money and had his schedule, I'd charge $200k per appearance too. If it's not going to charity, it's probably not worth his time unless he's getting paid.

 

[waggy]

wish i could get paid $200k to go to someones party

 

[imported_weadjust]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Slick5150
What's up with the "balding county music stars" joke? Did I miss something?

I didn't get that one either...

I think they are talking about his buddy and big Tenn. Vol. fan Kenny Chesney

 

[Reckoner]

I hate rich people

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Who is Peyton Manning?

 

[imported_weadjust]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Who is Peyton Manning?

Archie's Boy

 

[j00fek]

worthless

 

[aldamon]

Does he really need to do this?

In 2004, Manning became the highest-paid player in NFL history at the time, signing a $99.2m contract for seven years with a $34.5m signing bonus, an average of $14.17m annually. Under the contract, Manning is also eligible to earn an extra $19m in incentives.

 

[bignateyk]

If I were him, I would have gone to the party and completely embarassed the girl, then gave the guy back his 200K and left. (Since he obviously doesnt need the 200K)

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
If I were him, I would have gone to the party and completely embarassed the girl, then gave the guy back his 200K and left. (Since he obviously doesnt need the 200K)

And subsequently gotten sued. Just what he needs.

 

[bigrash]

I like this pic from that site better: link

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: bigrash
I like this pic from that site better: link

What better way to start off your Friday morning than a Facebook photo of Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher grabbing a boob. A real, natural boob, too!

A question the authenticity of the realness of that boob...and the one sitting next to it as well!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Q: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
A: Besides two chicks at the same time? Hire some guy from Indiana for $200k to attend a birthday party

 

[mzkhadir]

from the party it looks like an asian familys birthday party.

 

[DBL]

Hmm, Let's see. A full ride to Harvard + a hefty donation to ensure acceptance or Peyton Manning at your party.