I just want to take a moment to rant about Men and Women...
Women always make it a point to say men are dogs.... and say this as if it was an insult....
Yes Men ARE Dogs! Yes and I'm proud of that.
Dogs are the most loyal trustworthy, faithful animal in the world... A dog will fight for you and defend you with their lives. A dog will always come home to you, and if you are hurt or killed, sit patiently by your side.
Women on the other hand are Feline
Cats are the most stuck up, greedy selfish animal in the world. Cats see their owners as servants, they will not defend you, or come over to keep you company when your feeling down. And if you die, as soon as the cat food runs out, the cat will munch on your remains.
Women suck.... they'll use you, screw you, take you for every dime they can, and when it's all said and done, cheat on you, laugh at you, and move on to the next innocent male victim.
So yeah I'm a dog.... and being a dog is so much better. Go ahead women deny deny deny.... but you know its the truth.... you that no matter how much you claim to be loyal, and trustworthy..... you know darn well that if a prince charming comes along.... and puts the moves on you.... you're boyfriend or husband or whatever is just someone you'll have to lie to later.
I think I'll become a monk and move to a mountain somewhere safe from female influence.... somewhere where I can escape the slavery enforced by my loins.
-Max
Women always make it a point to say men are dogs.... and say this as if it was an insult....
Yes Men ARE Dogs! Yes and I'm proud of that.
Dogs are the most loyal trustworthy, faithful animal in the world... A dog will fight for you and defend you with their lives. A dog will always come home to you, and if you are hurt or killed, sit patiently by your side.
Women on the other hand are Feline
Cats are the most stuck up, greedy selfish animal in the world. Cats see their owners as servants, they will not defend you, or come over to keep you company when your feeling down. And if you die, as soon as the cat food runs out, the cat will munch on your remains.
Women suck.... they'll use you, screw you, take you for every dime they can, and when it's all said and done, cheat on you, laugh at you, and move on to the next innocent male victim.
So yeah I'm a dog.... and being a dog is so much better. Go ahead women deny deny deny.... but you know its the truth.... you that no matter how much you claim to be loyal, and trustworthy..... you know darn well that if a prince charming comes along.... and puts the moves on you.... you're boyfriend or husband or whatever is just someone you'll have to lie to later.
I think I'll become a monk and move to a mountain somewhere safe from female influence.... somewhere where I can escape the slavery enforced by my loins.
-Max
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