YEEEOOWWWCH!! Noxema on my ballz!

[JoLLyRoGer]

Ok, so my wife is an RN and consequently on the days she works, she gets up about an hour before I do. We use primarily liquid soap to shower with so she has her plastic sponge thingy and I have mine.

I get up this morning not long after she's left for work and begin my morning routine. While I'm in the shower I pour some soap on my plastic sponge and begin to lather up but I begin to notice a strange, almost icy-hot smell. I can't put my finger on it so I keep washing.

Shortly after I finish cleaning my nether-regions, I get this cold-burning-tingling sensation all over the boys and I'm like yowl! WTF!!??!! (Just to clarify, yes I grabbed the right soap, it's the bottle I always reach for.) So I begin to look around the shower and I notice a new royal blue bottle sitting on the ledge... I pull it down and low and behold it's Noxzema!!!

Immediately I realize that my wife has used Noxzema on MY plastic sponge while showering and then didn't get it rinsed out good. At first I'm pissed off. I'm thinking WTF Over? First it's my razors, then it's sleeping in all of MY clean T-shirts, and now THIS!

Then as I'm brushing my teeth it dons on me..... OMGWTFBBQ!!1!!!! LMFAO!!:laugh:

She uses that Noxzema crap on her FACE!! And, I wash my balls and ass with that sponge EVERY MORNING!! BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Joke's finally on HER! -- DOMINO BABY! SLAM DUNK!!!11!!!1

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

And I laughed and laughed and laughed all the way to work!!
I can't wait to tell her of her folly when she gets home tonight!:evil:

Ahhhh.. Justice is sweet!
JR..


Cliffs:
Read the damn post!! It's funny!

 

[tfinch2]

 

[MoPHo]

you and your wife must have a good relationship.

BTW, enjoy knowing that the face your gonna kiss has touched your bumhole.

 

[j00fek]

:Q

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

What's confusing about this people??

1. Wife used her Noxzema face wash on MY booty sponge and forgot to rinse it
2. I showered, got Noxzema all over my *ahem* self (not very comfortable)
3. I realize she just used my booty sponge on her face!
4. Hilarity ensues!

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: MoPHo
you and your wife must have a good relationship.

BTW, enjoy knowing that the face your gonna kiss has touched your bumhole.

Hahaha :laugh:

 

[imported_LoKe]

You have to kiss that face.

 

[waggy]

hahaha

you need to record it when youtell her heh

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: MoPHo
you and your wife must have a good relationship.

BTW, enjoy knowing that the face your gonna kiss has touched your bumhole.

Hahaha :laugh:

OUCH.

Back to the drawing board, OP.

 

[OSX]

You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: LoKe
You have to kiss that face.

It doesn't matter, depending on what they do together...

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: LoKe
You have to kiss that face.

It doesn't matter, depending on what they do together...

True enough..

 

[phatj]

U ARE THE MAN!!!! LETS HANG OUT!