Yea Toast!!

TheNinja

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all around the country and coast
people always say what do you like most?
i don't want to brag, i don't want to boast
i always tell 'em i like toast
YEA TOAST!!
YEA TOAST!!

i get up in the morning 'bout 6am
have a little jelly, have a little jam
take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot
i get toast...
YEA TOAST!!
YEA TOAST!!

now there's no secret to toasting perfection...
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
push to the dark or the lite and then if it pops too soon.. press down again
make toast...
YEA TOAST!!
YEA TOAST!!

when the first caveman drove in from the drag
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the egg
must've been a genius, got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
make toast...
YEA TOAST!!
YEA TOAST!!

oh oui monsieur bonjour cauquet
uh huh.. croissant a vous avez
maurice chevalier effiel tower
uh oui marie bagget bon soir
FRENCH TOAST!!
FRENCH TOAST!!
 

geno

Lifer
Dec 26, 1999
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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Visions of Rocky Horror spinning in my mind..

"A toast!" (and people in the audience fling pieces of toast high up in the air..)
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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it's Peanutbutter jelly time!
peanutbutter jelly time!

do tbe peanutbutter jelly with a baseball bat
 

SWScorch

Diamond Member
May 13, 2001
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ha I love that song. Orange barrels is a classic too :)

"They stand in their stink and sweat
I haven't seen them working yet
They have to pee in a Porta-Net!
And their buttcrack smiles at me!"
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Staley8
It's from The Bob and Tom Show. YEA TOAST!!!

Actually it's by Heywood Banks and he's just featured on the Bob and Tom show.
 

xSauronx

Lifer
Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: SWScorch
ha I love that song. Orange barrels is a classic too :)

"They stand in their stink and sweat
I haven't seen them working yet
They have to pee in a Porta-Net!
And their buttcrack smiles at me!"

girlfriend makes calls on my cell phone
all she does is bitch and moan
shoulda left her big fat ass at home
or made her ser-vice me!

*degradation strikes again*