Yea! My Wife just asked me what "Distributed Computing" Was!

hevnsnt

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She is an Auditor (CPA) for a VERY large investment firm.. She is doing some IT Audits and she just emailed me asking for the simple definition of "Distributed Computing"

:D I almost wrote a novel back.. haha
 

Beau

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My wife got mad at me last night cuz I was on the computer and she wanted to play Half-Life 2.

It took every last drop of self control that I have to keep myself from ripping her clothes off right then and there and having "marathon" sex.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: Beau
My wife got mad at me last night cuz I was on the computer and she wanted to play Half-Life 2.

It took every last drop of self control that I have to keep myself from ripping her clothes off right then and there and having "marathon" sex.

If i was married to your wife, i'd have to use ever last drop of self control every second i'm around her not to do that....

:p
 

fs5

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Originally posted by: Beau
My wife got mad at me last night cuz I was on the computer and she wanted to play Half-Life 2.

It took every last drop of self control that I have to keep myself from ripping her clothes off right then and there and having "marathon" sex.

I've seen pictures of your wife and now this? You're a lucky man. :tear;
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: Beau
My wife got mad at me last night cuz I was on the computer and she wanted to play Half-Life 2.

It took every last drop of self control that I have to keep myself from ripping her clothes off right then and there and having "marathon" sex.

'marathon' sex is that where some kenyan guy beats you to the finish, while other people yell "keep going, you can do it" while they give you water?

 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Beau
It took every last drop of self control that I have to keep myself from ripping her clothes off right then and there and having "marathon" sex.

Marathon is a good game, but I don't recall any sex...:confused: