YAY! I've just been invited to become a top 1%

[Svnla]

ROTFLMAO x 100000 @ Visa Black as baller/top 1%.


American Express Black = true baller. A little titbits:

How to get one



You will not find an application for this card online, although the terms and conditions may be viewed here. Rather, American Express will extend an invitation to customers who meet certain criteria. American Express will not confirm, but it is generally believed the requirements are to:

1. Use other American Express cards (compare American Express cards here)
2. Be an active cardholder for at least one year
3. Charge at least $250,000 per year

What It Costs

• Initiation Fee: $7,500
• Annual Fee: $2,500

If you are one of the chosen few who receive an invitation to apply, you’ll have to pay these hefty fees. There is no interest rate because it’s not a credit card. Rather, it’s a charge card, so the balance must be paid in full each month.

More info = https://www.creditcardinsider.com/insider/the-american-express-centurion-black-card/


<<<---- American Express Platinum owner = kinda baller (only $450 annual fee per year).

 

[EliteRetard]

I have to ask, what is baller?

It sounds like something I don't want.
Please no scrotum for me.

I think we need a new word.

 

[ponyo]

ROTFLMAO x 100000 @ Visa Black as baller/top 1%.


American Express Black = true baller. A little titbits:



More info = https://www.creditcardinsider.com/insider/the-american-express-centurion-black-card/


<<<---- American Express Platinum owner = kinda baller (only $450 annual fee per year).

You can meet all three requirements and that's no guarantee for invite. My business partner meets all the requirements and spends over $1 million a year on his personal Amex Platinum and he still haven't got an invite. His average monthly Amex Platinum bill is ~$100k.

I rock Costco Amex. Free with annual Costco membership. I have no interest in Platinum, Black, or any card with annual fee.

 

[Craig234]

Yeah....Amex Black is the no-limit card.

I've seen it declined.

 

[pete6032]

Why does everyone lie on the Internet?

 

[alkemyst]

I've never had debt, ever. I just bought a brand new car in cash.
I retired before 30, worked hard shopped smart, and saved everything.
I have enough to pay off anything I can charge to my cards each month.

Lawsuit? You have claimed you suffer mental retardation, who paid for your retirement?

n 2012 Time magazine named the Black Card as one of the 5 credit cards you do not want due to the $495 annual fee and little extra benefits for the cos

 

[Blanky]

I've never had debt, ever. I just bought a brand new car in cash.
I retired before 30, worked hard shopped smart, and saved everything.
I have enough to pay off anything I can charge to my cards each month.

lol one of these "I retired early but I still have a job" people. Seriously, it's old. I Hope you don't tell people that when you meet them.

 

[alkemyst]

So OP, did you just randomly get an 'offer' for the Black Card and decide to fabricate this tale?

 

[Blanky]

So OP, did you just randomly get an 'offer' for the Black Card and decide to fabricate this tale?

OP is currently doing lines off $5k hookers' chests, on a yacht, and will get back to us in the AM when he's back.

 

[tortillasoup]

So OP, did you just randomly get an 'offer' for the Black Card and decide to fabricate this tale?

I'm sure he did just like I did.

 

[halik]

You can meet all three requirements and that's no guarantee for invite. My business partner meets all the requirements and spends over $1 million a year on his personal Amex Platinum and he still haven't got an invite. His average monthly Amex Platinum bill is ~$100k.

I rock Costco Amex. Free with annual Costco membership. I have no interest in Platinum, Black, or any card with annual fee.

Is the cashflowing the entire business on amex?

I think the visa black one is slightly cheaper version of the amex platinum.

 

[Svnla]

You can meet all three requirements and that's no guarantee for invite. My business partner meets all the requirements and spends over $1 million a year on his personal Amex Platinum and he still haven't got an invite. His average monthly Amex Platinum bill is ~$100k.

I rock Costco Amex. Free with annual Costco membership. I have no interest in Platinum, Black, or any card with annual fee.

No one know for sure the exact protocols/requirements for this AE black card. The charges on my business are about 250K - 300K per year and I paid off all of them on time, never late, but haven't receive any invitation for this AE black card.

 

[sandorski]

This is ATOT. I can brag about my chrome plated fingernail clippers.
I bet yours aren't chrome plated.

Though I have to use the largest "toe" sized clippers for my fingers, and I haven't found a product large enough for my toe nails...so I just let them grow.
I found one benefit, it helps when climbing trees.

meh, nothing but solid platinum with diamond finger grips touches my nails!

 

[Zodiark1593]

i typically get about 2-3 credit card offers in the mail a week. i'd say that about 99.5% of the mail i get in general is junk mail and goes directly to the trash without even opening it. after like 8 years i still have no clue why state farm is still sending me a weekly piece of mail. i can't imagine how much money is just wasted with junk mail now a days.

In the colder regions, junk mail makes for good, and free fire starter.

Also, aside from annual fees, the Visa black isn't too bad is you're a 1%er. You won't get that coveted AMEX black unless you're a .01%er though.

 

[EliteRetard]

OP is currently doing lines off $5k hookers' chests, on a yacht, and will get back to us in the AM when he's back.

Damn straight...and I had a rough morning, so I'm here in the evening.

Though I admit there were no hookers, or blow, and I cant tolerate boats...bad otolith.

 

[EliteRetard]

Why does everyone lie on the Internet?

I might be able to take pics of the shredded remains. I did just upgrade to a phone from 2010.

 

[Mai72]

Screw cards!

When I pay for something I use cash.

 

[JEDIYoda]

This is ATOT. I can brag about my chrome plated fingernail clippers.
I bet yours aren't chrome plated.

Though I have to use the largest "toe" sized clippers for my fingers, and I haven't found a product large enough for my toe nails...so I just let them grow.
I found one benefit, it helps when climbing trees.

actually if you are going to a part of us 1% er`s you need to ditch the chrome plated crap and get yourself either platinum plated or 24 carat gold plated....

 

[RossMAN]

i typically get about 2-3 credit card offers in the mail a week. i'd say that about 99.5% of the mail i get in general is junk mail and goes directly to the trash without even opening it. after like 8 years i still have no clue why state farm is still sending me a weekly piece of mail. i can't imagine how much money is just wasted with junk mail now a days.

Same here, I might open 1 out of 10 if it's 0% BT with no fees or 100k airline miles, etc.

 

[EliteRetard]

Lawsuit? You have claimed you suffer mental retardation, who paid for your retirement?

Retarded people can't retire? Why not?

In fact it's much more likely for us to retire early because we have no social life of any kind and almost never spend money.

And retarded doesn't mean stupid...when everything went on stupid crazy ass fire sale I used most of my savings to buy it all. My investments did fantastically well. Even if you just bought and held a single stock like the dow you would have more than doubled your money since what 2009? I did better than double.

I manage to keep extremely low living expenses so I can live comfortable on $600 a month.

 

[EliteRetard]

So OP, did you just randomly get an 'offer' for the Black Card and decide to fabricate this tale?

Whether it was random or not, if I received the offer how is it a fabricated tale?

 

[EliteRetard]

meh, nothing but solid platinum with diamond finger grips touches my nails!

I'm frugal.

 

[EliteRetard]

Screw cards!

When I pay for something I use cash.

I've got a few pics like that laying around.

Edit: I only have $415 in my wallet at the moment lol
But here's one pic I know I've posted before:

 

[EliteRetard]

actually if you are going to a part of us 1% er`s you need to ditch the chrome plated crap and get yourself either platinum plated or 24 carat gold plated....

I didn't get to the 1% by spending everything.

 

[Mai72]

I've got a few pics like that laying around.

That's me!!!!!