Yay for pants!

myusername

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hm. how did that happen?

anyway, express sale is on again so I spent $250 buying clothes instead of wearing the ones I already have sitting in my closet and hardly ever wear.

On the upside, 4 new pairs of jeans for the collection, which is good because my fatass has gotten too big for all but 2 pair that I currently own.

And no, if you came in late, this really asn't supposed to be a post, but I'm using a compact keyboard and after a couple "whoops, whoops, hmmm... " I reloaded ATOT and found I had made a thread, so here you go.
 

tfinch2

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So you spent $250 on what exactly? Just 4 pairs of jeans? If so, that's not much of a sale....
 

myusername

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
So you spent $250 on what exactly? Just 4 pairs of jeans? If so, that's not much of a sale....
4 jeans, 1 chinos, 2 shorts, 3 pairs boxers, 1 longsleeve, 1 shortsleeve, 3 tees.

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I never knew you were a girl
Express for men.

Although I had my very first therapy session today, and my therapist's initial reaction is that she thinks I am gay.
 

aplefka

Lifer
Feb 29, 2004
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Originally posted by: myusername
Originally posted by: tfinch2
So you spent $250 on what exactly? Just 4 pairs of jeans? If so, that's not much of a sale....
4 jeans, 1 chinos, 2 shorts, 3 pairs boxers, 1 longsleeve, 1 shortsleeve, 3 tees.

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I never knew you were a girl
Express for men.

Although I had my very first therapy session today, and my therapist's initial reaction is that she thinks I am gay.
BWAHAHA :laugh:

You guys here on ATOT sure make my boring days seem a little funnier.
 

Mrvile

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Oct 16, 2004
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I have a pair of pants that are ripped around the ankles (like really badly ripped). Should I turn them into shorts?
 

DainBramaged

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Jun 19, 2003
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DainBramaged Poetry:

I like pants
I feel bad for ants
because they can't wear pants
I wear Abercrombie brand
cuz they make me feel glad
 

Mo0o

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Jul 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: myusername
Originally posted by: tfinch2
So you spent $250 on what exactly? Just 4 pairs of jeans? If so, that's not much of a sale....
4 jeans, 1 chinos, 2 shorts, 3 pairs boxers, 1 longsleeve, 1 shortsleeve, 3 tees.

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I never knew you were a girl
Express for men.

Although I had my very first therapy session today, and my therapist's initial reaction is that she thinks I am gay.
"anyway, express sale is on again so I spent $250 buying clothes instead of wearing the ones I already have sitting in my closet and hardly ever wear."

I'd think you were gay as well.
 

myusername

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Originally posted by: Mrvile
I have a pair of pants that are ripped around the ankles (like really badly ripped). Should I turn them into shorts?
I use my old jeans for working on the car. Denim shorts have not been in style for probably close to a decade. You certainly can, but for God's sakes make sure they aren't too short. Unless you're hot :lips: :p
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: myusername

Although I had my very first therapy session today, and my therapist's initial reaction is that she thinks I am gay.
damn you know therapy is free sex with the therapist right? ;)
 

yllus

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Aug 20, 2000
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Aw man, pants? Pants are an invention of the textile elite to keep us all subservient. Break free of their chains, go pantless this winter!
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: yllus
Aw man, pants? Pants are an invention of the textile elite to keep us all subservient. Break free of their chains, go pantless this winter!
I tried that, the public library had me arrested :(
 

733SHiFTY

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Jun 22, 2005
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Originally posted by: tfinch2
So you spent $250 on what exactly? Just 4 pairs of jeans? If so, that's not much of a sale....
for express jeans, yeah it is

and no, I'm not gay :D
 

Scarpozzi

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Jun 13, 2000
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Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
Originally posted by: tfinch2
So you spent $250 on what exactly? Just 4 pairs of jeans? If so, that's not much of a sale....
for express jeans, yeah it is

and no, I'm not gay :D
As a straight male, I have trouble walking into a store that has that many Esses on the end of it. If you sssssay it just right it ssssoundssss like ssssteam essscaping.
 

Jawo

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Jun 15, 2005
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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
Originally posted by: tfinch2
So you spent $250 on what exactly? Just 4 pairs of jeans? If so, that's not much of a sale....
for express jeans, yeah it is

and no, I'm not gay :D
As a straight male, I have trouble walking into a store that has that many Esses on the end of it. If you sssssay it just right it ssssoundssss like ssssteam essscaping.
Ditto.....not to mention that Express is owned by the same company that owns Victoria's Secret....if that means anything;)
 

aidanjm

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straight men are pathetic for many reasons, one of which is they define themselves by what they aren't, i.e., gay. what an impoverished inner life you people must have, it's like you can't think or decide for yourself, you're worrying what other males are thinking of you. so pathetic.
 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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Express For Men is an Oxymoron

Who the hell uses the word chinos?
 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: aidanjm
straight men are pathetic for many reasons, one of which is they define themselves by what they aren't, i.e., gay. what an impoverished inner life you people must have, it's like you can't think or decide for yourself, you're worrying what other males are thinking of you. so pathetic.
my, aren't we the self-righteous twit?
 

pclstyle

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Originally posted by: aidanjm
straight men are pathetic for many reasons, one of which is they define themselves by what they aren't, i.e., gay. what an impoverished inner life you people must have, it's like you can't think or decide for yourself, you're worrying what other males are thinking of you. so pathetic.
stupidest comment. Ever.

god i can picture it being spoken in person too, with a really annoying nasal lisp and a z-snap. pretentious fvck.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: aidanjm
straight men are pathetic for many reasons, one of which is they define themselves by what they aren't, i.e., gay. what an impoverished inner life you people must have, it's like you can't think or decide for yourself, you're worrying what other males are thinking of you. so pathetic.
That's a pretty big statement there. I don't classify myself as heterosexual because I am not gay, I define it as I am sexually attracted to women. I don't hate men, but I don't find myself attracted to them either...I am not *avoiding* the attraction, it just hasn't happened.

As far as thinking and deciding, it's a conscious and subconscious choice I make outside of being pressured to 'like women'. Also as far as men or women, I really don't care what they think of me...I do my best to do my best, if that results in someone still thinking bad of me so be it....there are always going to be people that don't get you and people that do.

If you feel oppressed as if you can't come out of the closet, that is your own doing. Not heterosexuals faults.
 

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