Got nailed by a CHP in a stealth White cruiser this morning.
When he came to the side and asked"How are we doing this morning?", I replied "Well, I was ok until that lady in front swooped in and squat, but I'm guessing you didn't like my lane change and rude gesture." D:
:sneaky:
He was leaning in the passenger side window, he dropped his head so as to stifle a laugh and said "Well, yeah.You know, you really have to watch the gestures. These days you don't know who will go crazy and pull a gun or go stupid crazy on you some other way. Tell you what, got your license, reg and proof of insurance, everything come back good and you promise me you'll mellow out and not do that anymore I'll just write you a fix-it ticket for the cracked windshield, and you can get on with your day."
:thumbsup:
"You got it. You're right, totally uncalled for.Thank you Officer."
WINNING!
Apparently instant remorse has it's benefits.
When he came to the side and asked"How are we doing this morning?", I replied "Well, I was ok until that lady in front swooped in and squat, but I'm guessing you didn't like my lane change and rude gesture." D:
:sneaky: He was leaning in the passenger side window, he dropped his head so as to stifle a laugh and said "Well, yeah.You know, you really have to watch the gestures. These days you don't know who will go crazy and pull a gun or go stupid crazy on you some other way. Tell you what, got your license, reg and proof of insurance, everything come back good and you promise me you'll mellow out and not do that anymore I'll just write you a fix-it ticket for the cracked windshield, and you can get on with your day."
:thumbsup:
"You got it. You're right, totally uncalled for.Thank you Officer."
WINNING!
Apparently instant remorse has it's benefits.
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