Yasmine Bleeth would be SO BEAUTIFUL IF......

DesignDawg

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If only it weren't for those DAMN FANGS!! GEEZ! She looks like a freakin' VAMPIRE. Gross. Amazing how one little thing can mar the whole so badly.

Ricky
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No, I can honestly tell you thatr I am looking at NOTHING BUT her teeth. The fang is COMPLETELY distracting, and COMPLETELY turns me off. I can't see the beauty in any other part of her body, because I am so distracted by the damn FANG. Hideous.

Ricky
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No, I wn't go so far as to say it has the MONSTER-MAKING hideousness as that nasty ASS on the end of Sarah Michelle Gellar's nose. Now THAT is some scary stuff. She couldn't be more ugly if she were Janet Reno. (Yes, I am saying Janet Reno is more attractive that SMG.)

--But still, the fang is pretty distracting.

Ricky
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dennilfloss

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"(Yes, I am saying Janet Reno is more attractive that SMG.)"

Forgot your white cane again, eh? ;)

Actually, Yasmine Bleeth would be alright if she did not look a hybrid between Paula Abdul and Maria Shriver on a bad water retention day.

But she does look ok
here.

;)

Maria (Blondie)

 

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Dennis, Yes, that pic wasn't too bad....but only because the fangs were tucked away. Even Jewel can look mildly and caguely attractive when her mouth is completely closed, and the room is dark, and she's far away.... :)

And I'm sorry to attack your sweet buffy. But DAMN. I have nightmares about sh1t less scary than that. :(

Oh, and everythging was just FINE until you started talking about SKELETON SHRIVER. Blecchhh. I doubt she is capable of finishing a CRACKER before she goes and pukes it up.

Ricky
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Ornery

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DD, I think you're a bit too picky. I wouldn't mind getting nibbled by those "fangs"! :p

SMG doesn't suit you either, eh? Sheesh! I'll admit, I've seen cuter girls milling around the mall here, but they aren't celebs. Here's one of my favorites, Stacey Williams. I doubt many people have heard of her though. And gads, she's probably over 35 by now! :Q

Thanks for the Absolutepictures.com link Denis. It's bookmarked! ;)
 

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<< No, I wn't go so far as to say it has the MONSTER-MAKING hideousness as that nasty ASS on the end of Sarah Michelle Gellar's nose. Now THAT is some scary stuff. >>


BUAHAHAHAHAHA...take that Dennis ;)


<< Even Jewel can look mildly and caguely attractive when her mouth is completely closed >>


OMFG...at least I'm not the only one that thinks that she has a train wreck of a set of teeth ;)
 

dennilfloss

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Damn! I hate to think how you guys react when Carly Simon or Vonda Shepard open their mouth. :Q

It's also funny how placing a facial pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt beside one of Sarah Michelle Gellar shows that they have the same nasal angularity, yet no one mentions JLH's nose. Could it be because JLH's long and thin neck attracts all the attention?

See them cheek to cheek!

You're So Vain (Carly Simon)
 

NFS4

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<< It's also funny how placing a facial pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt beside one of Sarah Michelle Gellar shows that they have the same nasal angularity, yet no one mentions JLH's nose. >>


That's because JLH's nose is attractive...SMG has that nasty looking blob of a nose ;)
 

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Whoa! Hold on there boys! Let's not be bad mouthing JLH, that be my future wife. I may have to start kicking some a$$ should you start making fun of her. ;)





 

Viper GTS

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So does anybody have any pictures of the offending &quot;fang?&quot; I've never noticed anything wrong with her...

BTW, DAMN!

:D

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Dedpuhl

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Yasmine Bleeth looks awesome. Someone with scary teeth is Denise Richards. They are so big and it seems like she has too many for her mouth....
 

JoeKing

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The only two celebrities whose teeth bother me are Jewel and Madonna. I REALLY hate that gap in Madonna's chompers.