Two engineering students were walking across campus
when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking alongyesterday minding my own business when a beautifulwoman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to theground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
god damn you guys. i hit enter when i shouldnt have
MIKE
when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking alongyesterday minding my own business when a beautifulwoman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to theground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
god damn you guys. i hit enter when i shouldnt have
MIKE