YASJT: Lil johnny on a plane...

MikeMike

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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shlt?"
 
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I thought it was pretty funny, but mainly because my boss was spitting out Little Johnny jokes the other day at work.
 

SVT Cobra

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Little Johnny is sitting in 1st grade at his desk in the back of the room when the teacher says "Okay class, we are going to play a game today, I will describe an object in this paper bag here, and you have to tell me what it is."

Johnny perked up at hearing about the game and payed close attention.

"Okay class, the first object is red, round, and you can eat it."

Johnny enthusiastically raises his hand and answers, "It's a plum!"

The teacher responds, "No Johhny, it is an apple, but it show's how you think!"

"The next object is also red, and you can eat it, but it is a smaller sphere."

Once again Little Johnny raises his hand and shouts "It's a grape!"

"No Johnny, it's a cherry, but it shows your thinking!"

Little Johnny, not one to be discouraged decided he wants to play, and tells the teacher to guess the object in his pocket.

Johnny reaches into his pocket and says "It's small and round and has a red head."

The teacher becomes shocked and says "Ohhh Johnny!"

"No teacher, it is a match, but it shows your thinking."


:D
 

Viperoni

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Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Wait, are little Johnny jokes like a series or something? Or like blonde jokes are?

More or less.

Blue balls one is funny, never heard that one before :)