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No Lifer
A minister, during the prayer over the offering, began his prayer with "Dear Lord" and extended his arms in to the air with rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust," he continued.
He would have continued further, but at that moment, one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point. :laugh:
He would have continued further, but at that moment, one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point. :laugh: